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Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Akon Goes Nuts


Akon left a 14-year-old stunned last week in Trinidad when he brought her onstage and pretty much dry humped her ass, throwing her around like a rag doll.

Earlier, he told the audience that he was holding a "contest" with the winner getting a trip to Africa. Akon told the audience that he had already held the contest in London and Atlanta, but Trinidad was going to be his favorite. He somehow managed to get 7 girls to compete. They had to basically dance like video hos. The winner then had to compete against the Akon himself.

That's when he flipped out and turned the poor thing out.

In the end, Akon conned Trinidad. There was no prize to Africa and no contest.

14?! Eeek. Homegirl shouldn't be playing with that crowd. That's totally fake-rape.

Source, Video Source

Thanks Rachel

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

When Your Leg Isn't Available

 
This picture is self-explanatory. It's a dildo for a dog, basically. A dogdo. It's for the dog owner that's sick of getting dog spunk all over their Levis.
 
Gizmodo explains:
 
Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.
 
It kind of takes the intimacy away. I kind of like those moments in the dark with my dog. I'm joking! It's usually in the middle of the day!
 
Thanks JG
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Copycat

 
Des'ree had a hit back in the day called "You Gotta Be." That song was so annoying, it was everywhere! She filed a lawsuit yesterday against Beyonce and company claiming she recorded a song called "I'm Kissing You" that Des'ree co-wrote. She claims Beyonce never got clearance to use the song on her B'Day album. Baz Luhrmann used Des'ree's version in his 1996 film "Romeo + Juliet."
 
Des'ree said that Beyonce and company originally tried to work out terms with the singer, but they weren't satisfied that Des'ree didn't want them to change the name or record a video for it. They did it all anyway, blowing off copyright laws.
 
Des'ree is only asking for $150,000 and immediate half of the song, album and video. Beyonce could not be reached for comment according to TMZ.
 
You can visit TMZ to hear both versions of the same song. It's the same thing.
$150k clams is nothing to Beyonce. She should just pay out and be done with hit. She won't though, because she thinks she's the shit.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

It's Kerrick Ross!

 
This is the dude that claims to have had a gay affair with Larry Birkhead in 2000. I talked about it earlier .  Thanks to Dlisted reader T for alerting me to his Friendster page. Unfortunately, it doesn't say much like how big Larry's package is. You know, the important stuff.
 
Not bad. Too bad he didn't stay with Larry. They'd make a beautiful couple.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Dirty Laundry

 
Haven't you always wanted to own a piece of Paris Hilton? You know you have. Well, the Wow Report has discovered an eBay listing claiming this is P's hamper. Here's the description:
 

This is truly PARIS HILTON HAMPER, where she kept all her dirty laundry.

The item comes with a certificate of authenticity from Star Style,

who ran a Paris Hilton auction that included furniture and this piece.  The Paris Hilton hamper is in excellent condition.

This is your chance to share in Paris' dirty laundry. No DNA found inside but maybe you have a better investigator.

 Yeah, you could get this crap at Wal-Mart, but they you wouldn't own Hilton DNA.  Unfortunately, a trip to the free clinic is not included with purchase.

 

 

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Give it to Daddy

 
Celebrity Babylon claims this is the one and only Fantasia taking pictures of herself with a celly. Hey, I think I've seen that ass on Craigslist before! I'm not sure if it's her, but I'm into it. I love a woman who isn't afraid to bust a butt.  
 
 
VIA ASL
 
Posted by: Michael K


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Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
DUMB BITCH! We can still see your face - Popsugar
 
Who's the hotter Owen brother? - ASL
 
Britney blindfolded and touching her breasts, really - The Bastardly
 
Speaking of that piece of trash, she finally did an upskirt the proper way - Cityrag
 
Two lesbos out on a date, I wonder which one's the top - Mollygood
 
David Beckham spoils Posh for no damn reason - ICYDK
 
Cameron Diaz has skinny ass breasts - Egotastic!
 
Halle Berry's ass may not be beautiful, but I still love it - Hollywood Tuna
 
Fergie in panties and I still see the bulge - Drunken Stepfather
 
Brit's addiction to wigs, shitty wigs at that - Hollywood Rag
 
JLo won't admit the obvious - IDLYITW
 
Matt Damon digs for a salty snack - Just Jared
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, April 18th 2007

Denim Diaper

 
KILL THIS TREND BEFORE IT STARTS! High-waisted diapers are not hot! Jessica Simpson looks like a big-tittied baby while arriving at Winston's last night in Hollywood.  She's just missing her bottle of milk, but I'm sure she got enough of that inside if I ain't being too subtle.
 
 
Thanks D
 
Posted by: Michael K


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