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Thursday, March 29th 2007

Them Again?

It seems that JLo has been promoting that "Y Tu Mama Tambien" or whatever it's called for months now. She went back to the Bronx yesterday to sign copies at FYE. She also brought her bag of bones husband.

Ken Paves also showed up to tend to her wig. If she's Jenny from the block, why does she need her own hairdresser for a stupid album signing? Someone should've shot at their asses.

Posted by: Michael K


Paves

Paves

JLo in the Bronx

JLo in the Bronx

JLo in the Bronx

JLo in the Bronx

JLo in the Bronx

JLo in the Bronx
Thursday, March 29th 2007

JHud's Next

 
Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson will play fellow Oscar-winner Forest Whitaker's daughter in "Winged Creatures" which is shooting now in Los Angeles. She joins Kate Beckinsale, Dakota Fanning, Guy Pearce and Jackie Earle Haley.
 
The story follows the witnesses to a brutal murder suicide in a fast food restaurant as they cope with the aftermath of the incident and how they affect the people who help them along the way.
 
Please tell me JHud plays the corpse and Dakota plays a detective.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

I Didn't Like Curly Anyway

Holy hell! I finally got the bottom 3 right unfortunately I said Haley Skankarto would go home. Poor fat ass went home instead. It wasn't his time to go, but he kind of bothered me. Sanjaya lived another week and he will be in the final 4. Unless we chop off all the fingers of every 11-year-old girl and fat pedophile, he's our future.

Gwen Stefani also performed last night and someone that sings like that has no business mentoring anyone. She doesn't have an awful voice, but she definitely had some help. She also wore those shoes on Tuesday's show. Embarassing.

Viva Sanjaya!


Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

More Like 30 Seconds

 
Diddy claims that he loves marathon sex and once went at it with Kim Porter for 30-hours straight.
 
He said, “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.
 
Tantric sex? I didn't know he was like that. I never got the whole "tantric" thing. I mean you just sit there touching each other and being slow and all? Eff that, I'd rather get it over with during a "Lost" commercial break.
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

This Story Again?

 

Halle Berry told Oprah Winfrey a few years ago that she tried to kill herself when her marriage to David Justice was crumbling. Well, she's recycling the same story to Parade Magazine. 

She said, "I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me."

She failed to mention that she had her two dogs with her in the car! She was going to take those dogs out with her as well. Selfish cow!

Halle says that she is happy now with model hotness, Gabriel Aubry, but will never EVER get married again. Never say never. Good dick will make you do anything.

Source

 

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 29th 2007

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for March 28th!!!

Even the Ompaa Lompa's are going to rehab. - Christine the Hoff

Runner-ups:

"See? I told yo ass I was a size four." - Sweetas

This is what happens when you give the Pillsbury Doughboy a blowjob... - Suz

Thanks Gregory


Posted by: Michael K