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It seems that JLo has been promoting that "Y Tu Mama Tambien" or whatever it's called for months now. She went back to the Bronx yesterday to sign copies at FYE. She also brought her bag of bones husband.

Ken Paves also showed up to tend to her wig. If she's Jenny from the block, why does she need her own hairdresser for a stupid album signing? Someone should've shot at their asses.

Holy hell! I finally got the bottom 3 right unfortunately I said Haley Skankarto would go home. Poor fat ass went home instead. It wasn't his time to go, but he kind of bothered me. Sanjaya lived another week and he will be in the final 4. Unless we chop off all the fingers of every 11-year-old girl and fat pedophile, he's our future.

Gwen Stefani also performed last night and someone that sings like that has no business mentoring anyone. She doesn't have an awful voice, but she definitely had some help. She also wore those shoes on Tuesday's show. Embarassing.

Viva Sanjaya!

Halle Berry told Oprah Winfrey a few years ago that she tried to kill herself when her marriage to David Justice was crumbling. Well, she's recycling the same story to Parade Magazine. 

She said, "I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming when I had an image of my mother finding me."

She failed to mention that she had her two dogs with her in the car! She was going to take those dogs out with her as well. Selfish cow!

Halle says that she is happy now with model hotness, Gabriel Aubry, but will never EVER get married again. Never say never. Good dick will make you do anything.

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Even the Ompaa Lompa's are going to rehab. - Christine the Hoff

Runner-ups:

"See? I told yo ass I was a size four." - Sweetas

This is what happens when you give the Pillsbury Doughboy a blowjob... - Suz

Thanks Gregory