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SCANDAL! Is Aubrey O'Day knocked up with Diddy's baby?! - ASL

 

Come think of it, Rachel Zoe does kind of look like Prince Williams - Cityrag

 

Britney Spears is mother of the year - IDLYITW

 

Avril Lavigne wants to be Britney Spears - Hollywood Tuna

 

Why is Kate Beckinsale crying? - Drunken Stepfather

 

Lindsay Lohan is still not wearing a bra - Egotastic!

 

Xtina fans aren't happy that she's lip-syncing - Hollywood Rag

 

Jessica Biel's body comes out in her new movie about gays - TunaFlix

 

Bono is a knight - Just Jared

 

Damn! Johnathan Rhys Meyers is short - Mollygood

 

Halle Berry brings the ladies out - Popsugar

 

 

Flynet has pictures of Courtney Love looking very skinny in Hawaii. It seems like she was a bloated whale only weeks ago. Apparently, she lost nearl 45lbs in a crack, I mean CRASH diet.

 

A source said, "She started losing weight in December when she began drinking diet shakes and sticking to a strict healthy eating regime. She's feeling like a different person. Her goal is to lose 55 pounds altogether"

 

She wears a lot of damn jewelry on the beach. There's pictures of Court in a bikini and this is a much better look for her. She doesn't have a bikini bod. I don't want to see that prune all out in the open.

 

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Dolly Parton is currently touring in Europe and told reporters that she'd rather sleep with a "hot, young women" that her husband, Carl Dean. The pair have been together for 40 years and she joked that she has to think of others while she does sex to him.

 

"When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman."

 

Isn't Keith Urban and a petitie, young woman the same thing? 

 

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7-11s to become Kwik-E-Marts!!! - Boing Boing

 

Goonies the Musical, because Broadway needs more originality - SOW

 

Elizabeth Hurley has the most desirable body - ICYDK

 

Natalie Portman may or may not be boinking the Law - Derek Hail

 

Xtina almost did porn - The Bastardly

 

Simon Cowell is the biggest queen on TV....what about Gaycrest? - Celebitchy

 

Howard K. Stern needs time to think aka flee the country again - INO

 

 

Donatella Versace is planning to sue various newspapers over printing a quote about her daughter's anorexia she never made. She was quoted as saying:

 

 

Donatella is now downplaying her daughter's illness and said she's getting treatment at home and it's under control.

 

 

Allegra was reported as weighing 70lbs. Donatella probably thinks that's fat.  

 

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Britney Spears went to see that Extreme Makeover dentist again yesterday for some rotten molar or something. Some say she was getting teeth whitening. Whenever, Britney goes to the dentist suddenly it's front page news. Homegirl has nasty teeth, because she mixes Coke and Red Bull and dips Peeps in it. What's the big deal?

 

Before going to the dentist, Britney met up with SPF and JJ for some qt. Sources say that Brit and her bodyguard picked the kids up from KFed's home and then she left them with the nanny while she went to get worked on.

 

Visiting the dentist = Vicodin. Enough said! 

 

 

 

Chris Rock is in hot water again. A couple of weeks ago, Chris was denying rumors that he was effing his "I Think I Love My Wife" co-star Kerry Washington even though he's married. 

 

Now, a woman named Kali Bowyer has come forward claiming that Chris has a 13-year-old son. Her son, Jordan, suffers from seizures and thinks Chris' medical history can help with his treatment.

 

Medical treatment? Is that what we're calling cold-hard cash now?

 

She told The National Enquirer , "My son's 13 now and he knows what's going on. He told me the other day, 'I don't need him in my life, just to take the test so I can find out what's wrong with me.'" 

 

She has filed papers in Georgia requesting Chris take a paternity test, pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees.

 

Kali has said she's worked with Chris' lawyers and has given them everything they've asked for (birth records, etc...) but he still hasn't taken the test.

 

"I don't want a dime for myself, but support for my son," stated Kali. "I just think that it's rude that Chris just won't respond. His attorneys exact words were, 'This is going to disrupt his life.'" 

 

Let's be real, Chris is a dick and it's probably his baby. Also, Kali is a gold digger and wants money. Chris' wife is either a dumbass or a genius. Maybe she doesn't give a hell what Chris does as long as she's kept in Gucci and diamonds.

 

 

 

 

Fug couple alert!

 

18-year-old Rumer Willis is rumored to be dating the 30-year-old villian of "Heroes", Zachary Quinto. Rumer was seen holding hands and "canoodling" with Zachary at  Boulevard in Los Angeles.

 

Maybe she's confused and thinks Zachary is a bull dyke? Whatever kind of relationship they have, she really needs to trim his brows. If the brows are a mess imagine the pube area.

 

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Mel Gibson successfully got a beer from a small Danish brewery banned, because it was named after his film "Braveheart." Mel was angry that they used "his name" and threatened to sue if they didn't pull it. Of course, the small company followed his orders.

The brewery's 72-year-old owner Keld Andersen didn't want to give in, because he didn't think Mel owned the copyright to that name. Braveheart was the name of a Romanian King from the 15th Century and the name of a 1920s silent film.

Kurt said, "I was certain I had a good case against those big guys in Hollywood, but evidently it wasn't enough. Gibson gets his way and the brewer admits defeat. There's nothing we can do so we'll stop making the Braveheart beer."

Mel probably took in the remaining bottles of beer for "evidence." Doesn't Mel have something better to do than sue an old man? Kurt should've changed the beer name to "Bravefart."

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