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Germans Must Really Love Knut

I knew the Germans loved them some Knut, but Damn! Homegirl got the cover of Vanity Fair? He was probably too fat for Vogue. In case you don't know this furry puss , he caused controversy in Berlin, because his mom didn't want his ass. He was given a human mommy and rights groups asked for the zoo to put him down. Blah...blah...blah

Basically, Germans have named him the HBIC of Germany. He's a major pimp over there.

Why can't our Vanity Fair be more like this? Toby is aching for the cover and by "aching" I mean he's hard. He likes sex with humans.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Animal Stories

Jacko is NOT Sicko

FoxNews is reported that Jacko was being treated in a Las Vegas hospital for Pneumonia. This is not the case according to his rep.

He said, "Michael Jackson is not currently in the hospital nor has he been hospitalized with pneumonia. MJ is not hospitalized. I spoke to him a couple of hours ago and he was at home conducting meetings."

Meetings? Does they involve Jesus juice? He might not be sick, but now after look at his picture, I'm sick.

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Thanks Brian

Posted by: Michael K

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Michael Jackson

What is Howard Hiding?

TMZ reports that Howard K. Stern has temporarily halted the inquest into Daniel Smith's death. The inquest has been put on hold by a judge for at least two weeks. An all-women jury had already been selected, but Howard's lawyer argued that the inquest was flawed.

He said it's impossible to find an inpartial jury due to all the media attention surrounding the case. Howie's lawyer will now go to the supreme court of the Bahamas to try and get the inquest blocked for good.

Why does Howard care? Because he probably is hiding something and doesn't want it to come out. Get Angela Lansbury on this case, because something's fishy.

Posted by: Michael K

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Anna Nicole Smith

Two Dykes

What did Posh do to Becks' hair?! He looks like a damn new wave dyke! All he needs is a Cure album and some rubber bracelets and he's good to go. I mean, she seriously makes him do this crap.

Actually, he reminds me of that little boy in pre-school with the jacked up haircut, because he did it himself.

He's still hot in the face, but matching haircuts is not hot.

These two lesbos made an appearance at tonight's Sport Industry Awards in London. They are going to watch "Thelma and Louise" in their flannel shirts after this.

Posted by: Michael K

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Posh & Becks

Thursday, March 29th 2007

Posh & Becks at the Sports Awards 3/29/07

Thursday, March 29th 2007

Posh & Becks at the Sports Awards 3/29/07

Thursday, March 29th 2007

Posh & Becks at the Sports Awards 3/29/07

Thursday, March 29th 2007

Posh & Becks at the Sports Awards 3/29/07

Thursday, March 29th 2007

Posh & Becks at the Sports Awards 3/29/07

Kelly Covers it Up at the Beach

Kelly Clarkson is in Hawaii the same time as Courtney Love. Do you think they went together? I'm trying my damnedest to bite my fingers and not comment on Kelly's friend to the right. This pains me. Okay, she is looking at Kelly like she's a 12-piece chicken dinner. I'm just saying!