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Friday, March 30th 2007
Baby Diarrhea Face or Bad Fake Tan?
Donald Trump at a Wrestlemania News Conference on 3/28/07
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Friday, March 30th 2007
JLo Hates Her Own
Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the hell out of her Spanish-language album, "Como Ama una Mujer", and the President of the biggest Latin music retail outlet says she won't attend events at his stores.
David Massry of Ritmo Latino (50 stores Nationwide) said, "We've supported her from the beginning. Now we're told by her record company she will only visit Anglo retail outlets. This is a Spanish-language CD, and if she wants to discriminate against the Latin community, then we will not sell her product."
Ritmo will not sell the album. JLo could not be reached for comment.
I agree that JLo's music should be banned, but only because ho can't SING!
Friday, March 30th 2007
Not Possible
Jenna Jameson isn't happy with her pussy-tightening surgery, it has been reported. The vaginoplasty she underwent isn't up to the porn star's expectations and have kept her from attending meetings with producers for the big-screen version of her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."
A source said, "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."
It's not possible to tighten that mess. If you wanted to close-up the Grand Canyon it would take millions of years and millions of men to do it. Jesus can't even do that. Yes you heard me. Even Jesus can't tighten that puss.
Friday, March 30th 2007
This or That?
David Beckham had everyone talking at Nobu in London the other night when he couldn't take his eyes off of Kelly Bensimon, ex-wife of Elle creative director Gilles Bensimon.
A witness said, "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it. Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything."
Posh got up, because food grosses her out and she was done nibbling on her lemon slice. I don't think she gives an eff if her shemale husband wants another woman. Posh strikes me as the kind who doesn't really enjoy sex.
David was probably just putting on a show to prove to everyone that he still likes titties.
Friday, March 30th 2007
CleoTENHEAD
Christina Ricci is hot and that's really all I have to say. Yes her forehead touches the back of her neck, but she fixed this with a little bang action. Hey, the bang is an epidemic. Here she is at the launch of Samsonite's black label. Yeah, a party for luggage. Hahaha...
Friday, March 30th 2007
Only $1 Million?!
Britney Spears and KFed settled up their divorce last night and finally reached a deal. KFed will walk away with around $1 million according to sources due to an air-tight pre-nup by Britney's lawyer. They will all share custody, 50/50, of SPF and JJ.
The divorce will be final any day now.
First of all, neither of them should get custody. Second of all, he's only getting $1 million? He probably already spent that. Ugh, I was hoping the wigger and the beast would get back together!
Friday, March 30th 2007
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for March 29th!!!
It seems like everyone inthe special ed class has a question - Bob
Runner-up:
One night only! Taylor, Clay and Fantasia the 30 Year American Idol reunion tour - sponsored by Botox - Yoko
Friday, March 30th 2007
Birthday Sluts
Celine Dion (39)
Norah Jones (28)
Mark Consuelos (37)
Ian Ziering (43)
Paul Reiser (50)
Robbie Coltrane (57)
Eric Clapton (62)
Warren Beatty (70)
Thursday, March 29th 2007
Is Paris Getting Nailed?
Yes, Parasite Hilton gets nailed on an hourly basis, but she could get nailed in a totally different way. L.A. prosecutors said they will ask a judge to revoke her probation in a reckless driving case. Paris was caught last month driving on a suspended license which violates her probation.
If a judge agrees with prosecutors she could face up to 90 days in jail. A hearing has been set for April 17th.
Unfortch, this won't happen. I think she will either suck off the judge or suck off the prosecutors. She has her choice of dick.
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