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Ricky Martin Quote of the Day!

on the coming out of Mexican musician, Christian Chavez:

"Life is too short to live closed up, guarding what you say. Christian has to be free in many aspects. I wish him much strength."

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Thanks Henway

Posted by: Michael K

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Quote of the Day

Afternoon Crumbs

Courtney Love's in another bikini and is that a lipo scar I see? - Egotastic!

Jellyfish put a halt to Kate Hudson's flick - SAYOR

Lindsay Lohan gets a free condo - Hollywood Rag

Rare Marilyn Monroe photos that I've never seen - IDLYITW

Leo DiCaprio pigs out on PinkBerry...there's that fat gene! - Just Jared

The Sopranos in seven minutes - Mollygood

Halle Berry's best accessory - Popsugar

Maroon who? - ASL

How to remove a cork from inside a bottle - College Humor

Vida Guerra in King Magazine - Hollywood Tuna

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Beyonce is doing a video for every song off her "B'Day" album for some super-huge DVD release or something. Above is a video for "Kitty Kat" which is an intro to another song. The video features Beyonce riding on a giant housecat. WTF?!

I don't know if it's a piece of trash or high art!

Posted by: Michael K

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Beyonce • YouTubes

Guess the Ho?

UPDATE - Click here to see the ho behind the smile. Congrats to ilikepinkies for being the first!

Posted by: Michael K

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Guess the Ho?

The Spellings Hurt My Eyes

At the premiere of Randy Spelling's new reality show "Sons of Hollywood," Candy Spelling spoke out about her recent reconciliation with Tori the Hut.

She said, "I think it started long before my husband passed away, and I think both of us losing him – her father and my husband – I think that made a big difference. It feels great!"

"There's nothing more binding than family. What can I say?"

Two reality shows to promote is what made Candy and Tori reconcile. Let's be real. That being said, I love Candy, because has a room in house solely devoted to wrapping gifts.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Tori Spelling

Bar DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, are planning a June wedding according to sources. Rumors are that the couple got engaged while Leo was visiting Bar's family in Israel. They are planning a wedding in Israel and another in the U.S.

A source said, “The reason they made the trip to Israel is that Leo wanted to get Bar’s parents’ approval before he popped the question. Now they are busy making wedding plans.”

“Although it may be a bit of a rush, they’re thinking about getting married this June. That’s when Bar turns 22.”

She's only 22?! Hell no, she should run far away. Leo has the fat gene in him and will only get fatter and greasier. Make sure you don't sign a pre-nup Bar!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Boring Couples • Leonardo DiCaprio • Weddings

Survivor Sucks, But This Was Hot

This season's Survivor is truly a bore, but a moment in last night's episode was worth it all. People falling will never get old and seeing the tiny Michelle fall off a huge platform immediately had my fingertips reaching for rewind.

She's like a bunny rabbit! Ho falls and jumps right back on!

VIA Reality Blurred

Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV • YouTubes

Fake Eyes, Hair and Breasts

After her 5-hour divorce meeting with KFed, Britney put on her wig (attached to the fugliest hat ever) and blue contacts and headed to the Bridge lounge in West Hollywood to celebrate.

Hot from the neck down, but a huge mess from the neck up. Here's another ho fighting the hot. Brit has a lot of potential, but she lets the hick take over by adding unnecessary accessories.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Morning Wood

My favorite chi-chis - INO

Speaking of chi-chis, look at this ho! - Drunken Stepfather

Curly Chris from Idol needs to check himself - SOW

Michelle Rodriguez poses in her bikini - ICYDK

Cheerleaders! Cheerleaders! Cheerleaders! - Cityrag

Tara Reid can't walk and text at the same time - The Bastardly

Posted by: Michael K

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Morning Wood

Baby Borat!

Isla Fisher is reportedly knocked up with Borat's baby! An inside source said that Isla announced she's expecting Sacha Baron Cohen's baby at the Cat and the Fiddle pub in Los Angeles.

"Isla called everyone to a toast and gushed, 'We have got good news. I am pregnant.' "

The couple are currently engaged and her rep won't confirm or deny the pregnancy.

Am I the only one that thinks he's really? He looks like he's all nuts and dick. He probably has a hairy penis, but a little Nair for Men will fix that issue.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Knocked Up • Sacha Baron Cohen