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Friday, March 30th 2007

Sean Stewart has already admitted that he used to jack off to his stepmom, Rachel Hunter, and now he's talking about his daddy's sex life. Sean said that his dad likes to boink so much that he can't keep track of how many brothers and sisters he has. There's 6 of them from 5 different women I believe.

Sean said, "My dad doesn't stop banging. He's like a bunny on steroids. I don't know what to do."

More like a toad on Viagra. Sean ain't so bad compared to that hideous Kimbo.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Stick a Dick In It John

John Travolta should spend more time sucking off Tom Cruise and less time talking. The owner of five jets decided to speak about global warming.

He said, "It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'm wondering if we need to think about other planets and dome cities.

"Everyone can do their bit. But I don't know if it's not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuel.

"I'm probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets.

"I use them as a business tool though, as others do. I think it's part of this industry – otherwise I couldn't be here doing this and I wouldn't be here now."

Um...how is owning five jets a part of his business? He's not a damn airline and if he was it would be called CRAZYASSFUCK Airlines.

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Thanks Chic

Posted by: Michael K

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Dumbasses

The Price is Right Might Get Creepier

TMZ is reporting that George Hamilton is the leading candidate to replace Bob Barker on "The Price is Right." Bob is leaving, because he's old and wants to play golf or whatever old people do.

CBS head, Les Moonves, apparently told producers that George is "wonderfully charming" and "could really make the show work."

Why George? First, he's creepy. Second, he's retirement age himself! I'm sick of seeing these dirty, old men host game shows. They need some female power up in there. Ask CoCo, she's not busy.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Fug

Usher Confirms

Last Month, there were rumors that Usher proposed to girlfriend, Tameka Foster. His rep confirmed their engagement, but didn't include any details. He also confirmed to MTV and even said that they may make it official by the end of the year.

Tameka is a stylist and is said to be hated by Usher's momma. Hopefully this will bring some hot wedding day drama. I've always wanted to go to a wedding where someone actually objects.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Engagements

Another Ho Hates Rosie

Bill O'Reilly has asked ABC to fire Rosie O'Donnell's ass from "The View" for the remarks she's made about Iran and the war.

TMZ reports:

Rosie, who was not a guest on O'Reilly's show, has been anything but gentle in expressing her feelings toward U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East, going so far as to suggest on her blog that the recent kidnapping of British sailors was designed by the U.S. and Britain to help escalate hostilities against Iran. On "The View" this week, Rosie also challenged viewers to Google "Gulf of Tonkin," a reference to the controversial naval attacks in Southeast Asia that led to the U.S.'s increased involvement in the Vietnam conflict.

Now, O'Reilly is calling for ABC to be "held accountable" for Rosie's remarks, especially after the network axed Bill Maher post-9/11 for suggesting that the terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center were "courageous." ABC, for its part, had no comment this morning.

I don't know anything about politics, so I can't say if I agree with her views...but it's her VIEW! I mean that's the whole point of the damn show. Rosie sometimes needs to shove an eclair in her mouth, but I'm on her side with this one.

Posted by: Michael K

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