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Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Then or Now: When Were They Hotter?

JLo in 1997 or JLo today at MTV's TRL

Posted by: Michael K


JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07

JLo at TRL 3/27/07
Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Gwen Stefani is Not a Fanjaya

 
Gwen Stefani coached the "American Idol" kids this week with their "pop" song pickings. A rumor on I Love Everything claiming that Sanjaya wanted to sing No Doubt's "Bathwater" to Gwen's dismay. She urged him to choose an 80s song instead. She apparently told his ass that she doesn't think he can pull it off. During dress rehearsals yesterday Gwen still wasn't happy with Sanjaya's choice and went to the Executive Producer and demanded something be done. They apparently gave him Maroon 5's "Sunday Morning" and the entire studio was left feeling very uncomfortable.
 
She should've asked him to sing "I'm Just a Girl." That's more his speed.
 
Here's what the rest of the kids will sing:
 
Blake Lewis - "Love Song" by the Cure
Chris Richardson - "Don't Speak" by No Doubt
Chris Sligh - "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by the Police
Gina Glocksen - "Just Like a Pill" by Pink
Haley Scarnato - "True Colors" by Cyndi Lauper
Jordin Sparks - "Hey Baby" by No Doubt
Lakisha Jones - "Love Has a Mind of Its Own" by Donna Summers
Melinda Doolittle - "Sunset People" by Donna Summers
Phil Stacey - "Every Breath You Take" by the Police
Sanjaya Malakar - "Sunday Morning" by Maroon 5
 
Jordin is going to rip "Hey Baby" to shreds. I predict this will be the worst performance of the night. Regardless, you bess be voting for Sanjaya! Long live!!!!
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

That's Michelle Williams?!

 
How did the hot get into her? Seriously, I didn't know Michelle Williams had it in her. Ok, she's not really hot, but she's a step-up of what she's been working with lately. Usually, I want to stick a twig up her ass, melt her over a log fire and smother her on a Hershey Bar. Surprisingly, I don't want to do this with her anymore! 
 
Michelle showed off her new weave and legs on the set of  Incendiary. 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Wynonna Judd Files for Divorce!

 
Wynonna Judd has filed for divorce from her alleged pedophile husband after he was arrested last week. She has cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for divorce from D.R. Roach. They were married in 2003.
 
Wynonna said on her official website :
 
"I am obviously devastated. Our family will pull together, begin the healing process and hopefully - by the Grace of God - become stronger. We will move forward with our faith, family and our friends to find resolution to this difficult situation."
 
Not only was D.R. arrested for sexually assualting a child, but he's also currently seeking treatment for some kind of addiction.
 
Wynonna I will give you the same advice I gave to Allegra . Eat a Zinger it solves everything. Wait, actually scratch that. Eat an ice chip it solves everything. 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Donatella Confirms Her Daughter's in Ano Rehab

 
Donatella Versace has confirmed to ET that her daughter, Allegra Versace is seeking treatment for Anorexia. Allegra has dealt with the disease for several years and was said to be getting better. Rumor has it that Allegra currently weights 70-pounds.
Donatella said, "Our daughter, Allegra has been battling anorexia, a very serious disease for many years. She is receiving the best medical care possible to help overcome this illness and is responding well.

"As parents, we are doing our best to protect our daughter. However, due to numerous media reports, we want to let everyone know that we appreciate their concern for Allegra, and we ask that her privacy be respected at this time."

 
I'm sure it doesn't help Allegra having to see the models her mother uses. Maybe Donatella will use fatter models now. Poor ho, eat a Zinger. It really solves everything.
 
Posted by: Michael K


Tuesday, March 27th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
Britney and the Kabbalah are like buttsex and vaseline....makes sense...but is a terrible idea - Popsugar
 
Big Diddy - Hollywood Rag
 
Victoria Beckham's nipples are on the attack - Egotastic!
 
Hilary Duff's breasts are smaller than she thinks - Hollywood Tuna
 
Remind me who Kristin Cavallari is and why do I care that she's getting Lasik? - The Bastardly
 
Joss Stone is this close to showing us if the carpet matches the drapes - Drunken Stepfather
 
Celebrity hair don'ts - Cityrag
 
Rose McGowan likes a clean pole - IDLYITW
 
Hilary Duff and Joel Madden reunite, sort of - Just Jared
 
Paris' pussy gets her in trouble again - Mollygood
 
Justin and Britney to make beautiful music or something - ASL 
 
Posted by: Michael K