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Okay, now I know why Josh Henderson is popping Paris Hilton's vag warts. He's totally retarded! I mean just from these pics alone I can tell he has half a brain cell, MAX!

He probably thinks by dating this trash he is actually moving up in the World. More like moving into a life full of VALTREX.

Josh hung out with Paris and Nicky Hilton at Hef's Birthday party this weekend. Josh used to be hot before he was getting with that. I mean hot in a late 80s kind of way.

Posted by: Michael K

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Paris Hilton

Monday, March 26th 2007

E! has purchased the American rights to air the reality show, Katie and Peter. The show has alreayd been seen in Britian and consists of three parts: When Jordan Met Peter, Jordan and Peter: Laid Bare and Marriage and Mayhem.

The series will begin airing on April 21st.

Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter Andre are huge sensations and hope to gain the same fame in the U.S.

These dumb hos! If Harvey isn't in it, I want nothing to do with it. I've never heard his ass talk and I need to hear the voice of an angel before I die!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Jordan & Harvey

Olsen for Men

The dude designer that created Bjork's famous Swan dress has now created heels for men. At first sight of Marjan Pejoski''s collection, I thought I was looking at a Tilda Swinton look-a-like. No, that's a dude!

First meggings and now this! I embrace my inner Olsen, but if I wore those things in my neighborhood I'd either get a record deal (good) or a concrete sandwich (negative).

You know Gay Al has already put his order in.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Gay • Tranny Mess

Ridiculous

Hugh Hefner celebrated his 81st Birthday in Las Vegas this weekend. His "main" ho Holly Madison also dispelled rumors that she's knocked up by wearing a napkin held together with glue. Hef's other girls, Kendra and Bridget, also came along for the ride.