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Thursday, March 15th 2007

My Favorite Sanjaya Look So Far

This is a photo from Sanjaya's MySpace where he's sporting shorter hair. I'm guessing Florence Henderson's hair from The Brady Bunch days was his inspiration.

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Lady Dude

Who is that guy with purse next to the cheerleader from Heroes?! It's effin Rumer Willis! Damn, she's one fugly lady dude.

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

What's Going on With Mama Je'e?

There's been a lot of movement in the Anna Nicole Smith saga, but I'm just too bored with it to care. I mean every single day there's a new little something. TMZ is reporting that Mama Je'e was exchanging e-mails with her doctors about prescription medication before she passed. A doctor in Beverly Hills also reportedly sent ANS Demerol to her in the Bahamas when she was 8-months pregnant. The doc in question confirms that crap was sent to her address, but not made out to her. Exciting, eh?

TMZ is also reporting that Virgie Arthur is heading to the Bahamas to stir up more trouble. Virgie really wants DanniHope in her fat arms and is now seeking custody. That will never happen.

That's basically what's going on with ANS. Yeah, not much really? They are still trying to figure out who the father is...Prince Douche is still flapping his oldie olsen gums around now and Larry Birkhead is shopping for DanniHope or something.

I think that little boy in Arizona should get custody.

I really just want an excuse to say Mama Je'e.

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Yancy Butler Busted

Yancy Butler used to be so hot, but she's turned in an utter mess! The "Witchblade" star was charged with DUI after crashing her Saab 900 into a wire guard rail. She was also charged for not driving in the right line. Oh Yancy! She was released on $500 bail and will appear in court with her attorney on March 26th in Connecticut.

Yancy was charged last month with disorderly conduct after an argument with a boyfriend.

She totally has methface! Too think she could've been a major reality show star by now. She let it all slip down the drain. They totally need a celebrity edition of "Intervention."

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Thanks Lori

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Chris Rock Quote of the Day!

on if the country is ready for a Black president:

"It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?"

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

People Get Old

People get old. Some get old faster than other.

Exhibit A:

Gene Wilder at a book signing for "My French Whore" in NYC this afternoon. He's had it rough, but thankfully his Cancer is in remission. He's still a funny bastard at 73!

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

Clay Gayken is a mess - Just Jared

Jessica Biel has a cheap camera - Egotastic!

Elton John and his boy thing play dress up - Mollygood

Gwen Stefani prefers hotels to mansions - Hollywood Rag

Hepatitis, it's what for dinner - ASL

What does Joan Rivers see when she looks at her crotch? - Cityrag

Sienna Miller and her girlfriend hanging out at the beach - IDLYITW

Lindsay Lohan wearing thee ugliest jacket - Popsugar

Toccara really lost a lot of weight - Concrete Loop

Carmen Electra channels her inner porn star - Hollywood Tuna

A shark with webbed feet - SAYOR

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Wipeout!!!

Carmen Electra fell on her ass at a Max Factor charity show last night in Los Angeles. That's not the best part. The best part is Alison Sweeney's face in the background as she's heading face first into the ground.

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

Upgrade for Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds broke it off with Alanis Morissette last February and he's already moving on to a much hotter piece. Ryan is reportedly "canoodling" with Jessica Biel. Jessica has been linked to Justin Timberlake and Derek Jeter recently.

Witnesses at Babalu in Santa Monica claim they were all close and everything.

"They knew people were watching them, so they didn't hold hands or kiss, but when they left the restaurant, they hid behind the bush. Were they kissing? Maybe."

They were spotted a few days later.

Upgrade!!!! They can work out together since both are muscle men.

Click here to see the NSFW version of the pic above!

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Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, March 15th 2007

I Don't Think My Message is Going to Get to Her

BritneySpears.com is now taking your well wishes and messages for Brit Brit while she's in rehab. Most of the messages posted look like they were written by Britney's team. I mean people are telling her to keep dreaming and stupid crap like that.

I submitted a message, but I'm sure once it is "reviewed" it won't make it to the front page. Oh well!!! I won't repeat it here since it's between the shaved Princess and me.

Go to her website to leave your own drop of inspiration.

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Posted by: Michael K