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Age: 25
Birthday: 1981
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 9, 2007
Claim to Fame: Lead singer of the band "The Gossip." She is a lesbian and currently dating a tranny dude.

Where is she now? She's big, literally, in Europe.
Why is she HS of the Week? Homegirl loves being called a fat bitch and I love calling her one!

Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor tell the media that everything is lovely and they adore each other...blah...blah...blah...but inside sources say that they are on the brink of falling a part. JLo doesn't have a very good track record since she's been married 3 times and linked to every dick in Hollywood.

Children and Scientology seem to be their biggest issues. JLo doesn't want to be knocked up right now and Skeletor is really into the crazy cult. Um...probably cause he wants to knock bones with some Tom Cruise.

The source said, "There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue."

According to this source, Lopez stood up and talked about her upcoming album and said, "This is my dream and Marc and I worked so hard on this album . . . Marc, would you like to say something?" - to which Anthony coldly said, "No," and looked away."

Yeah, their days are numbered. She's a bitch and he has to return his soul to the last virgin on Earth soon. Seriously, I'm surprised they lasted this long.

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"300" was the #1 movie this weekend bringing in a mind-boggling $70 million. The movie was shot entirely in Montreal on a green screen and had a budget of around $60 million. Adapted from Frank Miller's graphic novel, "300" stars Gerard Butler as Leonidas, king of the Greek city state of Sparta, who leads his vastly outnumbered men against the Persian invaders.

"Wild Hogs" dropped to #2 from last week with $28 million and "Bridge to Terabithia" was a far #3 with around $7 million.

Ok I get why hos went to see "300", but who the hell is going to see that hogs movie? Are the same people that went to see hogs, the same people that eat krispy kreme ham sandwiches?

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Hilary Duff is not a fat ass, but she looked like a stuffed sausage at G-A-Y in London last night. Thunder thighs! She's probably built like that, because she's preparing for the Kentucky Derby.

Ewww...I thought Elisha Cuthbert had better tase than this crap. She's actually hanging out with that trash bag? Her fame days are numbered!

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Kate Moss treated her crackhead boyfriend, Pete Doherty, to a helicopter ride and romantic picnic for his Birthday. The two were both wearing wedding rings adding fuel to the fire that they are engaged or secretly married.

She looks happy...he looks dead.

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James Brown died on Christmas Day, 76 days ago. He was finally buried yesterday in South Carolina surrounded by only his close family members and children. The hotness that is Tomi Rae Hynie and her son also attended. James' burial was put on hold, because Tomi claims she was married to him and he fathered her 5-year-old child. DNA on James had to be done before he was put to rest.

James' children are planning to turn his home into a Graceland-style museum.

This is most likely just the beginning in fighting over James' estate. Tomi was locked out of the home she shared with him and not given any money.

I say give that crazy bitch everything! She deserves it after entertaining the country by being literally insane!!!! Why couldn't "The Insider" get video of that funeral! I'm sure that crazy ho was putting on the show of a lifetime!

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Rosie O'Donnell was expected to leave "The View" after her one-year was up, but apparently she will stay on another year. ABC promised Rosie her own show, but it's too late to have her own show ready for this Fall. Since Rosie debut she has added 75,000 viewers a week.

A source said, "She wants ['The View' executive producer] Bill Geddie out. They hate each other. She'll stay if he leaves."

Rosie's rep said nothing has been set in stone.

Let's be real, this ho has to stay or the show will go down. Rosie keeps this tired ass show in the news almost every single week. If anyone needs to go, it's Hasselcrack. That dumb slut needs to be banished to E! already with Debbie Matenopolous.

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Majel Barrett