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Xtina tells Ellen Degeneres, in an episode that airs tomorrow, how she keeps her marriage to Jordan Ratman...I mean Bratman...alive. The newlyweds of one-year have something called naked Sundays.

She said, "A big whole year, we just celebrated our first anniversary and on Sundays we just do everything in the house and we’re just cozy and laid back, we don’t need to go anywhere we’re just with each other and have naked Sundays. We do everything naked. We cook naked."

Cook naked? I'm all for romance, but I'm also all for not having pubes in my sketti. Unless they are both fans of the NADS, I'm not into that. Hell no. The only time I want to be pulling pubes out of my teefs is when I'm working the skin sausage if I ain't being too subtle.

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Posh & Becks landed in Nice yesterday for a little holiday. Posh is taking time out from the stressful tasks of shopping and buying a house in Los Angeles in order for a little r&r with her hubby. The two own a house there, but opted to stay at Elton John's pad instead.

It's so hard being Posh that she needs a holiday often. Poor thing.

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Kylie Minogue stepped out for an Kylie: The Exhibition in London this evening. I'm not sure what kind of exhibit that is, but ok. Kylie stepped out a single ho since she's split up with Olivier Martinez. I'm not really a fan of Kylie since I think of "Locomotion" everytime I look at her, but she looks good here.

Swiss watchmaker Raymond Weil has sued the hotness that is Charlize Theron, because allegedly she broke their contract. The watchmaker says that Charlize broke their contract by not wearing only their brand of watches when out in public. The lawsuit was filed in New York City court today.

Charlize signed to be their spokesbitch in 2005. She also whores herself out for Dior. Reps for both Weil and Charlize have not commented.

Can you blame her? That shit is ugly. She's kind of dumb for agreeing to that though. She probably smoke too much weed and totally forgot.

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That crazy astronaut bitch is amazing.... - ABC News

ScarJo will eff anyone, seriously - ASL

Anne Hathaway talks about being a depressed anorexic - Egotastic!

Michelle Williams is really grouchy for being newly married - Popsugar

Is Paris now boning Joel Moore? - IDLYITW

Nicole Richie and Sophie Monk hold hands - Hollywood Rag

Kelly Clarkson is fug in the face - Just Jared

Petflix!!! - Cityrag

Avril Lavigne is the new Hilary Duff- Hollywood Tuna

Donald Trump has no sense of humor - BWE

Give Kid Rock a break - Mollygood

HEADLINE OF THE YEAR: Ted Haggard Convinced He's Now Completely Heterosexual

Ted Haggard is gayer than Clay Aiken at an Oscar party! He is now convinced that he's rid himself of the homosexual and is now free to be with women. Rev. Ted Haggard sought counseling from the church when it learned that he was boinking a male hooker.

Canada.com reports:

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.

"If we're going to be proved wrong, somebody else is going to come forward, and that usually happens really quickly," he said. "We're into this thing over 90 days (since allegations surfaced) and it hasn't happened."

Ted and his wife (yeah she didn't leave his ass) are planning to move to Missouri or Iowa. Why, do they have good glory holes there?

Dino De Laurentis' remake of the classic Jane Fonda sci-fi movie, Barbarella, has gotten its director in Peter Webber. He recently helmed Hannibal Rising. Dino also produced the original movie and described the new one as "Female James Bond in Space." Shooting will take place at Morocco's CLA studios.

Now that the script is being worked on and there's a director, names are being dropped left and right. The name that keeps coming up the most is Sienna Miller. She's apparently Dino's first choice as the title role.

A source said, “Dino feels this is the right time for Barbarella to return and Sienna is the lead contender. She's sexy but can act at the same time — much like Jane Fonda.”

Wasn't Aeon Flux sort like a female James Bond in space/future? Give the role to Sienna! The movie's gonna suck anyways might as well take her down with hit!

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Jessica Simpson is giving credit to the Rachel McAdams movie "The Notebook" for helping her make the decision to leave husband, Nick Lachey. She told Elle Magazine that she watched the movie on a flight and realized it was time to end her marriage.

The 2004 film starred Rachel and Ryan Gosling as star-crossed lovers who are meant to be together, but their backgrounds tell them otherwise.

Jessica said, "I just figured out the statement. It was about that moment of desperation. I needed to breathe."

Can somebody please play her "Dukes of Hazzard" on a flight so she can understand the statement that she's a terrible actress and should stay away from anything creative.

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Idea Source & Image Source: Flynet

Ellen Degeneres on the cover of W Magazine - Towleroad

Indiana Jones 4 sets its release date - SOW

Anna Nicole Smith actually has the balls to call somebody else a "weirdo" - Gabsmash

Jackass Bam gets hitched - Barbie Martini

Brooke Shields is coming back to primetime...maybe - ICYDK

Heidi from The Hills shows off in Stuff Magazine - Bricks and Stones