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Fergie Ferg performed a Super Bowl concert this past weekend like every other damn person on this earth. Shit, I think I performed one too and forgot about it. Anyway, here's a little upskirt of her ass. Yeah, yawnsville. But you know she used to hide meth up in there during her drug days.

UPDATE - Speaking of Fergie Ferg. Here's new video for "Glamorous" featuring Ludacris. I give it a C+

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While Lindsay Lohan creates drama at the Wonderland rehab facility in Los Angeles, patients are saying the exact opposite about another guest. Mike Tyson checked himself into the facility after a major coke bust. Sources say that Mike is extremely nice and trying to get his life together.

The source told TMZ, "He's humblest, sweetest, and most genuinely considerate celebrities I've ever met. He is just another person trying to get his life together."

He hasn't asked for any special treatment, unlike Blohan who wants her make-up artist, masseuse and hairstylist around her ass.

That's pretty sad when the mess known as Tyson is making you look like a crazy? Do you think Lindsay hit that? Yeah probs. She probably let him bite the clit too.

Gabrielle Union has already been cast as Chardonnay Lane for the ABC pilot of "Football Wives." The pilot is an American remake of the hit UK soap "Footballers Wives" revolving around the wives of football players. A little faggy told me that ABC and producer Bryan Singer have begged Heather Locklear to play the lead wife, Tanya Turner. The character of Tanya Turner was played in the UK version to perfection by Zoe Lucker. Seriously, this is one of the greatest TV roles of all-time.

First of all, Heather is too old. The character of Tanya is in her late 20s. Second of all, Heather isn't good at playing crazy. If they cast Heather, this show will fail. The entire show is dependent on Tanya Turner. When the actress left the show during season 4, the ratings tanked and the show was cancelled. I know ABC loves Heather, but they need to leave her out of FB!

I was also told that the producers and network are thinking of changing the name to "The Wives." I also heard that Denise Richards auditioned for both the role of Tanya Turner and Chardonnay Lane. Will Heather take the role just to spite Denise?

The pilot is set to shoot very soon with Bryan Singer (X-Men) at the helm. God, I hope they don't eff up this classic.

Here's some typica Tanya Turner for those of you that don't know this hot piece.

When did Kristen Johnston of "Third Rock from the Sun" get so skinny? I thought she was a big boned girl? Well, she showed off some skinny bones at the "Music & Lyrics" premiere tonight in London. Kristen is doing some play up in London. She looks hot. Maybe it's the black that's slimming her?

TMZ is reporting that Tom Cruise is talking to Ben Stiller about starring in an updated version of the classic "The Hardy Boys" for Fox. Shawn Levy who directed Ben in "Night at the Museum" is also in talks to helm the movie. Production of the movie is expected to start this October.

Sources say that Tom is hoping comedy will make him a box office King again. The film is tentatively called "The Hardy Men" and will follow the boys as men.

WTF?! This sounds like bad porn! They need to change the title to "The Hardy Man and His Gay Friend." I mean, Tom needs to stop. Just stop!

Drew Barrymore looks well put together at tonight's Music & Lyrics premiere in London. She's cute, annoying but cute. There's something off about her. She's a 30-something that wants to be 12-years-old forever. Hugh Grant looks beat down too.

Oksana Bauil is the future of fashion - Hollywood Rag

Olivier Martinez moves on to Penelope Cruz hours after breaking up with Kylie Minogue - ASL

KFED'S FROAT SLASHED!!!!! - Just Jared

More pics of Tranny Simpson - IDLYITW

Celebrity trademarks - Cityrag

Jenny McCarthy does her best Jenna Jameson - Hollywood Tuna

Mimi continues to blame her film failures on 9/11 - Mollygood

Jackie Collins warns Posh & Becks - Gabsmash

KFed's full Super Bowl commercial - College Humor

Prince's Super Bowl purple rain - Popsugar

Tara Reid falls down...AGAIN - Egotastic!

Lily Allen's "Alfie" video - Popbytes

Britney Spears actually looks really hot here while visiting Duane Reade in NYC last night. The cigarette makes her look extremely sophisticated. For once she's wearing a really hot outfit and her hair looks healthy and clean. She looks skinny to boot! Damn, she should look like this more often.

By the way, everything I just wrote was a lie. I just get sick and tired of saying she looks like trash.

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Lindsay Lohan spent another night away from rehab and surprisingly she spent it on the L.A. club scene. Blohan spent time with piece of trash and N-word lover, Paris Hilton. They hit Les Deux on Friday Night. Blohan also hit Area on Saturday night. Visit TMZ to see video of these dumbasses.

Can she just check out of rehab already? What's the point? And for those of you that say "leave this poor girl alone" STFU! Stupid ho is an attention whore. She wants the paps following her around. I don't feel sorry for her for a second. If she truly wanted to change, she'd go to rehab somewhere far away.

Yesterday, Lindsay went out with her friends below. She's out of rehab more than she's in it!

UPDATE - The upskirt is of the friend not Blohan. Sorry for those of you that wanted to see some firecrotch.

Jennifer Aniston confirmed that she had a little nose work to fix a past problem last year. She had the work in December and debuted her now schnoze at the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night. Jen was in town to promote her directorial debut on "Room 10." The movie stars Robin Wright Penn and Kris Kristofferson.

Below is Jen's nose in October (on the right) and her nose yesterday. I can't tell the different. She still looks an Afghan dog!