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to Elle UK: "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over,'" Editor's Note: Um......glass houses.....stones? Source

The whole Anna Nicole Smith soap opera has had everything....shady characters, different baby daddies, crackheads, flaming fags....and now it has terminal illness! A friend of Anna Nicole Smith claims that she suffered from lupus. Frank Rodriguez, Anna's longtime friend thinks that she possibly died from the terminal disease. he tells ET tonight the shocking-bombshell-ultra-exclusive-news. Frank said that Anna revealed this to him a couple of years ago. He said, "Her whole body would ache. She would just shut down, basically; she would sleep for days. It was frightening at times, the seizures. She went into seizures a lot. She'd black out a lot of the times. She pulled me aside and she told me that she was on medication for it. She told me her condition." Frank said that he came forward and dropped the news for money, because he thinks the public should know that she didn't die from drugs. He said, "I mean, she's gone and I don't like what I hear about her. I don't want people to remember her for what they say -- that she was a drug addict. It angers me. It really, really upsets me." Frank doesn't know if Howard K. Stern knows since he doesn't really talk to him. Ugh! Here we go. Please, this isn't true. Did she have lupus? Maybe. Did she die from it? Probably not and wouldn't this have come up way earlier? This whole thing is bringing out hos that just want the camera on them for a quick 15. He should probably be telling the medical examiner this and not ET.

I miss that growling tiger thing! Britney Spears' website got itself a little makeover and is planning a comeback like its owner. Unfortunately, Britney hasn't look like that......um...ever! Is that hand drawn?! I think her waist in that picture is the size one of her thighs now.

Ok, this is just crazy talk and Americans better not listen to this trash. Prince Charles has a beef (pun intended, although it's not really beef) with McDonald's and think they should be banned! He was meeting with some nutritionist lady that talked about how she was trying to get school kids to put salads and fruits in their lunch boxes instead of junk food. The Prince then asked her, "Have you got anywhere with McDonald's? Have you tried getting it banned? That is the key." This pissed off Mickey D's and they shot him. No, they said they were "disappointed" and that Prince Harry has been photographed eating their crap as well as Prince William. Yes, he's right. McDonald's is trash and probably made from worms, but I don't give a fuck! How can those words even come out of his mouth? I don't understand! Source

Fishsticks Paltrow has been on a little break from film work, so she could take care of Apple and dip herself into tartar sauce every now and again. She's now getting back to work and can't wait. She told Oprah that she will miss being a "housewife" though. She said, "I've been at home being a housewife, which is amazing and I've loved every second of it." Question? Don't housewives actually do housework? You know this ho didn't lift up a broom. She probably sat around in her London flat bitching and moaning to the help about how much America sucks. She did look hot at the Oscars though. Ewww...that was gross of me to say. Source

Now that Posh is moving to Los Angeles, I'm sure we will see her out with Katie Holmes more often then we'd like for publicity reasons lunch and all that. When I say "lunch" I mean lemon wedges and Diet Coke. Posh doesn't like the taste of water, remember? Posh is a fat ass anyway and could stand to lose a few.

I'm sick of that FUGLY corncob hat! Chuck it! Eat it! You need the protein!

Source: Flynet

I think I'm alone in thinking the Olsens are hotter than shit. I mean look at them! Yes, they wear fur but they will die if they don't! Their fragile skins need the coat of a dead animal to protect them from the cold Paris air! I guess they are there for fashion week and to probably pick up more 12" heels. I bet you that blonde one (sorry I can't tell them a part) ripped her tights on purpose. Source

A Shirtless McConagay never gets old - Just Jared

Minesweeper record - College Humor

Someone's made a mistake! Kimbo Stewart is NOT the World's most eligible bachelorette - Hollywood Tuna

Bijou Phillips topless and headless - Egotastic!

Pink in a bikini makes no sense - IDLYITW

You can get Becks for cheap - Popsugar

Madonna really likes the gym - ASL

Gwen Stefani thinks her fans are weird - Hollywood Rag

Celine Dion's pokies - Cityrag

Dijmon Hounsou will flaunt his hot ass (literally) for CK undies - Towleroad

America's Next Top Model 8 debuts tomorrow night on The CW and it's already creating buzz. Negative buzz. Residents of Santa Monica, CA demanded that ads featuring the contestants in bathing suits be removed from city buses, because they believed it was degrading to women. Does Daryl Hannah live in SM? The city's transit director said, “It’s a matter of public taste. We try to be sensitive to the community. Protests came from people concerned that the city was somehow endorsing a show that may objectify women. We wouldn’t want to do anything that would disrespect women.” The only thing disrespectful about that ad is Tyra Banks' FAT ASS! She said it not me. I mean don't women walking around in bathing suits all over Santa Monica? People need to chill! Source

Sources tell TMZ that it looks like Britney Spears real issues have little to do with substance abuse. She apparently is suffering from post-partum depression. Sources say the doctors there believe she is either fighting pp depression or bi-polar disorder. They believe she is using booze as a way to cope with her depression. She is reportedly reading Brooke Shields' book, "Down Came the Rain," where Brooke talks about her famous battle with post-partum depression. Brit is on a 30-day program at Promises in Malibu, CA. Who the hell is leaking her private medical records?! Damn, I'd be pissed. I'm sure she's depressed. I'd be depressed too if I was her. Hopefully she will get better, grow her hair back and move to some ranch in the south to never be heard from again! She's not built for fame. That shit isn't for wussies.