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Nicole Kidman is taking Abigail Breslin's soul and the poor girl doesn't even know it! She needs the soul of a virgin in order to look that plastic. Actually, her dress is hot. Like a skinny Christmas pressie. Abigal's just a little girl, but she's just missing a few candles to make her cake look complete! See a bunch of other hos after the jump!

HAHAHAHA! FUG FUG FUG! It makes me so happy to see Kiki in the fugliest dress of the evening. She really does look like a big marshmallow now! Put a stick up her ass and toast her over a campfire!

Fishsticks is such a snotty bitch! I was watching her on TV and homegirl thinks she's so good. I will say that I like the dress, but I hate the face!

Beyonce, turn around. Those ladies from the South are laughing at you, because you look ridic! House of Derriere needs to close shop. They make ugly clothes...PERIOD. Not even a Vegas drag queen would be proud to wear that mess!

It's the Brits! Rachel Weisz looks like a Gothic mess, Emily Blunt looks like a Vegas call girl and Helen Mirren looks perfect as always!

Annie...Annie...Annie Hathaway. I hope you still have your receipt, because you need to return that dress! Gift box from the early 90s. Ugh....

I'm gay so I like Penny Cruz's dress. I like anything that looks like cotton candy and has feathers. Yes, I think CamDi wore this to the GGs...but who cares. The hair is a little severe...but whatevs.

Okay. I haven't seen all the hos, but so far this bitch has the hottest dress. Cate Blanchett knows how to choose them and how to wear them! Perfect! More hos after the jump!

Get a kayak! It's the greatest singer in the WORLD, Celine Dion. She galloped on in the Oscars and is ready to party. Damn, I love her ass.

EWWWWW! Judy Jetson wants her jacket back. Doesn't JHud realize that when she wins, she will be caught in celluloid wearing that trash forever? A gown with pockets and a metallic shrug?! Stop with the theatics. Ugh, they should make her not win.

Wedding dress from the 80s!!!!! That dress doesn't fit right, but look who it's fitted in. Cameron Diaz....it even hurts me to type her name!

Aliens in the house! You know John Travolta wanted to wear that dress, but it's against Scientology rules to be a fruit cake in public. That dress is all sorts of fug. Only Donatella Versace should be wearing gaudy trash like that!

What the hell is Jessica Biel there?! This is not the People's Choice Awards! Did Dress Barn have a clearance sale? Fug all around.

THIS IS THE REAL STAR OF THE RED CARPET! Sally Kirkland never lets a gay bitch down! Look at this ho. This is Britney Spears in like 3 years. Bitch is hot! Wonder crazy ho!

If Marc Anthony isn't Gollum, I don't know who is?! JLo looks hot, but that dress belongs on HBO's Rome. Someone rip her wig off!

Latin pocket hotties! Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal. I closed up to Gael, because he's the hotter one. Too bad they are like four feet tall.

Portia de Rossi equals hot, but that hair is busted. Crimped dreadlocks is NOT HOT! I hope her and Jodie get caught making out in the back row.

Jodie Foster let Ellen be the only lesbian with pants on. She's probably wearing Armani as usual. I can't make fun of this ALLEGED dyke.

Battle of the cheese faces! Honestly, what is wrong with Mary Hart's face?! It's playing tricks on her. Nancy O'Dell's wonk eye is working overtime.

Does Maggie Gyllenhaal have the downs? No, I'm serious. Totally the fugly sister and the OTHER sister. Her dress looks like one of those Oscar knock-offs from ABS. You know the cheap versions of the real ones.

Why don't Joan and Melissa retire already?! They look like first class members from the Titanic....NOW. Corpes all around!

The Oscars are only hours away and I've just figured out my predictions. I'm not looking forward to sitting through 10 hours of retarded speeches, but I am looking forward in seeing who shows up looking like trash! Anyways, here's my predictions and I'm sure I'll be wrong! Best Picture Babel The Departed Letters From Iwo Jima Little Miss Sunshine The Queen Win: The Departed Might Win: Babel Best Actor Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond Ryan Gosling, Half Nelson Peter O'Toole, Venus Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happyness Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland Win: Forest! Might Win: Peter O'Toole Best Actress Penny Cruz, Volver Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal Helen Mirren, The Queen Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada Kate Winslet, Little Children Win: Helen Mirren Might Win: Bitch has got this in the bag! Best Supporting Actor Alan Arkin, Little Miss Sunshine Jackie Earle Haley, Little Children Dijmon Hounsou, Blood Diamond Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls Mark Wahlberg, The Departed Win: Alan Arkin Might Win: Eddie Murphy Best Supporting Actress Adriana Barraza, Babel Cate Blanchett, Notes On A Scandal Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls Rinko Kikuchi, Babel Win: JHud! Might Win: Adriana Barraza The Other Categories: Animated Film: Cars will win this ho! Art Direction: Pan's Thingee will win this ho! Cinematography: Children of Hot will win this ho! Costume Design: Curse of the Hot Chinese Bitches will win this ho! Directing: Martin Oldass will win this ho! Documentary Feature: The Al Gore Story will win this ho! Film Editing: Babel will win this ho! Foreign Language: Pan's Thingee will win this ho! Makeup: Pan's Thingee will win this ho! Original Score: The Queen will win this ho! Original Song: Listen WITHOUT Beyonce will win this ho! Visual Affects: Pirates of the Whatever Who Cares will win this ho! Screenplay, Adapted: The Departed will win this ho! Screenplay, Original: Little Miss Hotness will win this ho!

Sharon Stone picked up her third Razzie award for Worst Actress in Basic Instinct 2. BI2 also picked up awards for Worst Picture, Worst Sequel and Worst Screenplay! It's Sharon's year! Here's the losers: Worst Picture: Basic Instinct 2 Worst Actress: Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct 2 Worst Actor: Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans, Little Man Worst Supporting Actress: Carmen Electra, Date Movie and Scary Movie 4 Worst Supporting Actor: M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan, Lady in the Water Worst Screen Couple: Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans, Little Man Worst Remake Or Rip-off: Little Man Worst Prequel or Sequel: Basic Instinct 2 Worst Screenplay: Basic Instinct 2 Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment: RV Visit the official Razzie site to see all the nominees!

This picture is a MESS!!!!!! Paris, Courtney, Nicole and Joel do not belong in a photograph together. I mean how many STDs are in that picture? At least a million right? These 4 messes got together for Paris' Birthday dinner last night even though her Birthday was like last week.

Age: 58
Birthday: August 10, 1948
Birth Name: Betsey Johnson

Original Date of HS of the Day: February 20, 2007
Claim to Fame:Crazy ass fashion designer

Where is she now? Being hot and designing trash
Why is she HS of the Week? She's a breast cancer survivor and she's old as hell, but still does cartwheels on the catwalk.

Some dumb ho TV presenter named Cielke Sijben in Holland handcuffed herself to Hugh Grant at the premiere of "Music & Lyrics" in Holland. After handcuffing herself to him, Hugh asked her if she had the keys. Of course her stupid ass didn't, so the police were called. The handcuffs were cut and dumb ho was taken to jail. What was the purpose of this? Dumb bitch! However, I want to see Nancy O'Dell try something like that.

Thanks Joana

Yes Rihanna is hot, Yes I know some of you disagree and yes I don't give a hell! Rihanna showed that she's way hotter than Beyonce at Vibe magazine's pre-Oscar party last night. Um, does everyone have an Oscar party? Where's IHOP's pre-Oscary party, because I need some pancakes.

Tom Cruise's new beard, Katie Holmes and his old beard, Penny Cruz, made like friends at the Armani Prive show in Los Angeles last night. Penny is probably so happy that it's Katie and not her that's married to the nutcase.

Penny's dress is fugly fug. It looks like something a first lady would wear. Katie is...um....awkward. I don't know how I feel about the flat ironed hair.

These are the latest Louis Vuitton ads featuring Uma Thurman. She looks hot, but those purses are so ugly. Besides Paris Hilton, who the hell would carry those things?

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