Archives

Josh Hartnett at The Independent Spirit Awards on 2/24/07

What happened to Guy Ritchie? Has Madge sucked the hot out of him? Damn, he's looking beat down. He needs to exfoliate. Madge on the other hand, looks pretty fantastic. That new hair is hot and her face isn't look as saggy. Here's the two out and about in London a couple of nights ago.

Michelle Williams showed off her twinkalicious hair at The Independent Spirit Awards in Santa Monica today. Even though she's channeling Rosemary's baby mama, I still kind of like it. It's clean and fresh and makes her look not so marshmallow-like. That dress is hot. Heath is a different story.

KFed made a stop to Promises in Malibu to visit Britney Spears while she tries to complete a 30-day program for some unknown disease, illness, whatever. KFed stayed about 90 minutes with her. Sources say that KFed is concerned for her and is taking care of their kids while she gets cleaned up. Brit has apparently dropped $48,000 for the 30-day program. I think she's on day 2! 28 more days to go! Don't worry, she's not living in a dump. Promises has a private chef, masseuses, 500-thread-count sheets, private rooms with a fireplace, views of the beach, personal trainer and no chores. Britney joins Ben Affleck, Charlie Sheen, Diana Ross and Matthew Perry in a list of celebs that have sought treatment there. He was just there to pick up her ATM card. No, he cares for her...I guess. Oh remember the days when she was just a young girl in a Von Dutch cap? Sigh. Source

Ryan Murphy is a busy man. The Nip/Tuck creator has his hands full with his FX TV show as well as directing "Need" starring Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts. He's added "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" to his schedule. Ryan will direct the film about Alfred Hitchcock and the troubles he faced in making "Psycho." The script was seen as way too dark and perverse, especially his twist of the lead female star getting killed off after 45 minutes. Anthony Hopkins is reportedly already in deep talks to play Hitchcock and Helen Mirren is apparently in talks to play his wife and collaborater Alma Reville. This sounds hot, but please don't let them make the same mistake as Gus Van Sant with casting Anne Heche as Janet Leigh. God awful. Source

No, Neve Campbell and no comment. Here's Neve at the Haven House Oscar Suite yesterday. Damn! I want free shit!

How Antonella Barba didn't get kicked off of American Idol last week....we'll never know. I mean, who is voting her ass? Horny tween boys? Jesus, she can't sing and she's just one-step away from hardcore. These are the latest pics of her to surface. It's some sort of amateur photoshoot she taken at the WWII Memorial. Classy.

I mean, how didn't they get arrested? And if you're going to do a photoshoot at the WWII Memorial, shouldn't you be wearing like a little cadet hat or something? I mean get in the spirit! Represent your country! Someone should've pushed her nasty ass in that fountain. In case you haven't seen them visit ONTD to see alleged pics of Antonella sucking some fat dude's small dick.

Source

Suze Orman's a lesbo! How did I not know this? I mean, the hair, the money-saving idea.....damnit! If you don't know this ho, she's like a financial guru and has been on Oprah and other shows. She's hot and if I followed her tips, I'd probably have a lot more dough. Anyway, she's a virgin! She's never been with a dude and prefers the box to the stick. She is happy with partner, Kathy Travis. She said, "We're going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I'm still a 55-year-old virgin." Congratulations to Suze! Now she can eat coochie, wear flannel and snuggle under her duck paintings without a care in the world! Source

Even the Clisters get to party at Oscar time! Tara Reid and Bai Ling both looked elegant and expensive (I'm joking) at The de Grisogono 2007 Pre-Oscar Party at LA SoHo House last night. Did Tara get a job as a waitress? That dress she's wearing looks like a straight-up cocktail waitress uniform. I wouldn't be surprised. Bai is still the most luxurious lady in the room. Kimora and Naomi Campbell were also there. Paris was there too, but I'm sick of her wonky ass!

Catherine E. Coulson aka "The Log Lady" from Twin Peaks For Kelly