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Damn! I've never seen this, but ask you shall receive. Thanks to reader Scott for sending me the full Harry Potter from Equus. Harry's not so small. Let's hope he keeps that thing clean. I hate cheesy peens. See it after the jump! Source

I'm not even joking when I say that Serena Williams is more of a man than me. She has more hair on her face, chest and most likely has a bigger dick. Oh and she totally is working some bull's nuts. I mean, damn! What did we, the viewing audience, do so wrong to have her come in looking like that? Mud drawn eyebrows to match her mud drawn stache? Ok I better stop, because dude can totally whip my ass. This is her at the Giant Magazine party for JHud last night.

Let's be real. Idol pretty much sucks this year. All the guys suck and only the black girls are good. The other girls suck. Tonight, 2 dudes and 2 chicks will go home. I'm putting my money on Antonella, Leslie, Rudy and Sanjaya. Antonella's going home, because she has the presence for a turnip and her vagina probably sings better than her. Those pics of her floating around the internet probably aren't helping either. Oh and Maxim needs a new cover ho. Leslie is going home, because I don't remember a thing about her nor do I care to. Rudy is going home for the same reason Leslie is. Sanjaya is going home, because he can't sing and he's very awkward. Yes, he's only like 17 so he'll grow into his gayhood. I'm telling you right now that Melinda Doolittle and her mouse face are taking this competition.

Harry Potter's giving it to some horse-man-mechanical thing?! Too much information. What did that poor sap in the horse mask to do deserve that? These are some new photos of Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter in the London production of Equus. He also smokes! That little Harry Potter is growing up before our very eyes and let's hope there's pictures of him "growing" onstage if I ain't being too subtle!

This is the video of Christina Aguilera's newest single "Candyman." She plays three versions of herself. Of course, Xtina had to keep the retro vibe and the red lipstick. That shit is a little played out, but whatever. I will admit that the song kills me. It sounds like it was only made to sound good in commercials.

Judge Larry Seidlin ruled today that Richard Milstein get custody of Anna Nicole Smith's remains. Richard is the legal guardian of Dannielynn Hope. Judge Larry cried while he read his verdict. He recommends that ANS should be buried next to her son. Damn, he's a drama queen! Get professional! That was a good decision.

I'm not into Juliette and the Licks, but I'm into Juliette Lewis. She's been focusing on the music thing for a while and she performed with her band in Sydney last night. Look at her. She's a rock legend. Ok, not really....but she looks hot and is really into what she's giving. The overall Indian look is working for me too.

Little Becks comes out to say hello - Popsugar

Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan? - Mollygood

Hilary Swank does her best to distract from her horse face - Just Jared

Presidential baby - Cityrag

Vergie Arthur's lawyer collapsed in court today...hahaha - TMZ

Kim Kardashian sues over the sex tape she released - ASL

Usher is engaged - Hollywood Rag

Janet Jackson's breasts are bolted on - Egotastic!

More photos of Tyra's FAT ASS in SI - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan stands up Robert Altman - IDLYITW

Last month I posted the hottest video that was ever made. It featured the gorgeous Brenda Dickson, a former soap star. Brenda was arrested on February 6th in Hawaii and has been sitting in a jail cell ever since. She was arrested on a civil contempt of court order from the aftermath of her divorce. Drama!

Dickson and attorney Jan Weinberg were married in Beverly Hills in 1997. The pair lived together in Honolulu until their divorce last year. In Dickson's divorce from Weinberg, 60, part-time Family Court District Judge Darryl Choy set aside an agreement between the two that would have given Dickson a Los Angeles apartment worth $1.3 million and $14,000 a month in alimony. Instead, Choy ruled that Dickson would receive no spousal support and that the high-priced condo be sold with the profits being split equally between both sides. After the trial, however, Dickson refused to leave the LA condo, claiming that she didn't have the money to move or to store her belongings until she was able to find a new residence. In August, according to Weinberg, Dickson's refusal to vacate the premises resulted in the tanking of a $1,375,000 offer for the condo. On September 20th, Choy found Dickson in contempt, issued a bench warrant for her arrest with bail set at $10,000 and fined her $1,000 a day, payable to Weinberg, for each day she refuses to leave the apartment. With Dickson still setting up shop in the Los Angeles condominium, the fines now total in excess of $160,000. It is expected that Dickson's fines will be paid from her share of the sale of a home the couple owned in Nu'uanu. If the fines exceed the total value of Dickson's share of house in Hawaii, the fines will then be culled from the future sale of the Los Angeles apartment. In addition, Choy also held Dickson responsible for the mortgage on the apartment -- costs which could reach nearly $6,000 per month.

Brenda has blamed the judge and thinks she's a victim. She said, "This judge has left me penniless. He wants me to go on the street and be homeless. It's utterly and completely outrageous." Do you think she's giving her glamour tips to the other inmates? JESUS! Can you imagine her ass in jail? Do you think she's telling them that "lace has been around for at least thousands of years?" She's amazingly hot.

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Katie Holmes looks SOOOOO happy to be there. She joined up with Rosario Dawson to meet with Sierra Leone survivor Margaret Jayah at the V-Day and Glamour Magazine Present "Stories of Women in Conflict/Women Of Peace" event in Beverly Hills yesterday.

You know that woman is like "Ewwww...I don't want to meet that alien bitch!" Rosario needs to rethink the bangs. It makes her look a little "special."

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