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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

KFed Wants Those Kids

bcar1.jpg TMZ is reporting that KFed has apparently asked a judge for an emergency hearing tomorrow to discuss the custody of JJ and SPF. A court spokesperson confirms that KFed and his attorney will meet before a judge tomorrow. The couple currently share joint custody temporarily with Brit Brit getting primary custody. With her recent issues and being in and out of rehab, who knows? DAMN! Let KFed have a shot, why not? At least we'll have hot kids of JJ and SPF smoking joints at Pure!

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Who's Tappin the Cat?

marycarey5.jpg I'd hardly call this ho a "celebrity" but she's hotter than hot. She showed everyone outside Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills what's served 10 million men and made her a household name. See who it is after the jump! Mary Carey! Mimi wishes she was that hot. She needs to return that purse back to Chinatown. marycarey2.jpg marycarey3.jpg marycarey1.jpg

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

That Wig Kills Me!

britneylawyer1.jpg Britney Spears stared out at the paparazzi as she visited her lawyer in Beverly Hills after a brief stint in rehab. She chain smoked in a hot wig and brown hat while chatting on her cell phone. She looks like some old ass Nancy Drew trying to solve the case of the missing magnifying glass. Girl, get yourself some good wigs! Damn, call up Nicole Kidman! She knows where to get the good, human hair, shit! britneylawyer2.jpg Source: Flynet

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Anna Nicole Basically Owned Howard's Ass

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Howard K. Stern told the court today that Anna Nicole Smith paid his way. She paid for travel expenses, rent, meals, you name it. He says he made "$60,000 - $70,000" in 2002 and had to borrow money from his parents to pay his way currently. He also confessed that he stands to make 6% of Anna's share of J. Howard Marshall's estate. He also spoke about Anna's drug use. He said that she took medication for depression and said, "It's not like Anna was medicated all the time. It's not like she couldn't talk." Um...she couldn't! Have you seen the videos? She needs a damn translator! Basically, he talks about forgery and other boring stuff. Seriously, The CW needs to just buy this whole court thing and air it. My head spins just watching clips of it. Basically we know Howard is a liar, he's crazy and he's pretty pathetic. I sort of feel sorry for him. Sort of.

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Marcia Cross Welcomes Twinsies

marciatom.jpg Marcia Cross and husband, Tom Mahoney, have welcomed twin girls to this cruel world. Eden and Savannah are Marcia's first children. They were born at a Los Angeles area hospital yesterday. Tom and Marcia wed in June. Marcia was put on bed rest for Desperate Housewives and all her scenes have been shot at her own home. The set designers were forced to create the sets in the rooms of Marcia's house. You can totally tell. It looks awful. I mean why didn't they just put her in a coma until she's well enough to work? Oh and congrats. Source

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

My New Favorite

etty1.jpg Look at this bitch! Insane! There's only two criterias in being one of my favorites. One is being a trophy wife and the second is being a bio-fem, but look like a tranny. Etty Farrell meets both of these! She's the wife of Jane's Addiction singer, Perry Farrell and I love her. Why isn't she a star? I don't understand! She's so intense and so into whatever she's into. Wait, did he buy her? I'm joking, of course he did! Here's her MySpace for some good reads. Learn everything there is to know. Pop quiz in the morning. Oh and she's seen above with Perry at that car fashion show thing in L.A. yesterday.

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Xtina Denies She's Knocked Up

xtina.jpg Xtina has shot down claims she's pregnant with her first child with husband, Jordan Bratman. Xtina reportedly went shopping at Bellini, a children's clothing store in Beverly Hills, where an employee claims she heard Xtina tell a total stranger she was expecting. The employee said, "They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby." Her rep denied it all! She said she wasn't shopping there and isn't knocked up. I mean, why the hell would this ho tell a total stranger?! Source

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Every Breath You Take


Britney Spears every move has been recorded since she left rehab this morning. She apparently headed to a tattoo parlor, but it was closed. After that she headed to a lawyer's office on Sunset Blvd. In a blonde wig and brown hat, Brit met with Blair Berk, a hot shot criminal defense lawyer. It's unlikely she met with Blair about her divorce. She's already being represented by Laura Wasser.

It's rumored that she possibly met with Blair to help her battle the paparazzi. Blair helped Reese Witherspoon with that same kind of issue. Now I have a black heart made of stone, but for some reason this is making me sad. I thought it was funny at first, but she clearly has some kind of major issues. Maybe, she's addicted to meth? Ugh, I really wish she would take her family to Lousiana away from Hollywood. She's just like that girl Lucky she used to sing about.

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

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Another lawsuit over Jennifer Aniston's bare breasts - Gawker

Man bobs - Cityrag

London, here comes Lohan - Mollygood

Jewel is a careful eater - Hollywood Tuna

Paris Hilton gets caught smoking a joint - ASL

Sienna Miller goes topless...again - Egotastic!

Tom Brady pretends to be excited about being a daddy - Just Jared

Britney Spears is a wonderful mother - IDLYITW

Cameron Diaz pigs out - Hollywood Rag

Cameron and Drew unload some cash at Barney's - Popsugar

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Wednesday, February 21st 2007

I Think She Finally Got a Clue

232745409_dcaa4fd1cd.jpg Gwen Stefani confirmed that she will reunite with No Doubt to record a new album due out next year. Their last full, original studio album was "Rock Steady" in 2001. Since then Gwen has been busy pushing out a baby and pushing out two solo albums. She said, "I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that's all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record." If you ask me, she should've done this instead of the second solo album. Her solo stuff is alright, but she'd be nothing without their asses and it's nice to see her getting back to her roots. Source

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