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KFed Wants Those Kids
TMZ is reporting that KFed has apparently asked a judge for an emergency hearing tomorrow to discuss the custody of JJ and SPF. A court spokesperson confirms that KFed and his attorney will meet before a judge tomorrow. The couple currently share joint custody temporarily with Brit Brit getting primary custody. With her recent issues and being in and out of rehab, who knows? DAMN! Let KFed have a shot, why not? At least we'll have hot kids of JJ and SPF smoking joints at Pure!
Who's Tappin the Cat?
I'd hardly call this ho a "celebrity" but she's hotter than hot. She showed everyone outside Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills what's served 10 million men and made her a household name. See who it is after the jump! Mary Carey! Mimi wishes she was that hot. She needs to return that purse back to Chinatown.

That Wig Kills Me!
Britney Spears stared out at the paparazzi as she visited her lawyer in Beverly Hills after a brief stint in rehab. She chain smoked in a hot wig and brown hat while chatting on her cell phone. She looks like some old ass Nancy Drew trying to solve the case of the missing magnifying glass. Girl, get yourself some good wigs! Damn, call up Nicole Kidman! She knows where to get the good, human hair, shit!
Source: Flynet
Anna Nicole Basically Owned Howard's Ass
Howard K. Stern told the court today that Anna Nicole Smith paid his way. She paid for travel expenses, rent, meals, you name it. He says he made "$60,000 - $70,000" in 2002 and had to borrow money from his parents to pay his way currently. He also confessed that he stands to make 6% of Anna's share of J. Howard Marshall's estate. He also spoke about Anna's drug use. He said that she took medication for depression and said, "It's not like Anna was medicated all the time. It's not like she couldn't talk." Um...she couldn't! Have you seen the videos? She needs a damn translator! Basically, he talks about forgery and other boring stuff. Seriously, The CW needs to just buy this whole court thing and air it. My head spins just watching clips of it. Basically we know Howard is a liar, he's crazy and he's pretty pathetic. I sort of feel sorry for him. Sort of.
Marcia Cross Welcomes Twinsies
Marcia Cross and husband, Tom Mahoney, have welcomed twin girls to this cruel world. Eden and Savannah are Marcia's first children. They were born at a Los Angeles area hospital yesterday. Tom and Marcia wed in June. Marcia was put on bed rest for Desperate Housewives and all her scenes have been shot at her own home. The set designers were forced to create the sets in the rooms of Marcia's house. You can totally tell. It looks awful. I mean why didn't they just put her in a coma until she's well enough to work? Oh and congrats. Source
My New Favorite
Look at this bitch! Insane! There's only two criterias in being one of my favorites. One is being a trophy wife and the second is being a bio-fem, but look like a tranny. Etty Farrell meets both of these! She's the wife of Jane's Addiction singer, Perry Farrell and I love her. Why isn't she a star? I don't understand! She's so intense and so into whatever she's into. Wait, did he buy her? I'm joking, of course he did! Here's her MySpace for some good reads. Learn everything there is to know. Pop quiz in the morning. Oh and she's seen above with Perry at that car fashion show thing in L.A. yesterday.
Xtina Denies She's Knocked Up
Xtina has shot down claims she's pregnant with her first child with husband, Jordan Bratman. Xtina reportedly went shopping at Bellini, a children's clothing store in Beverly Hills, where an employee claims she heard Xtina tell a total stranger she was expecting. The employee said, "They seemed really excited. She was talking to (another customer) and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby." Her rep denied it all! She said she wasn't shopping there and isn't knocked up. I mean, why the hell would this ho tell a total stranger?! Source
Every Breath You Take
Britney Spears every move has been recorded since she left rehab this morning. She apparently headed to a tattoo parlor, but it was closed. After that she headed to a lawyer's office on Sunset Blvd. In a blonde wig and brown hat, Brit met with Blair Berk, a hot shot criminal defense lawyer. It's unlikely she met with Blair about her divorce. She's already being represented by Laura Wasser.
It's rumored that she possibly met with Blair to help her battle the paparazzi. Blair helped Reese Witherspoon with that same kind of issue. Now I have a black heart made of stone, but for some reason this is making me sad. I thought it was funny at first, but she clearly has some kind of major issues. Maybe, she's addicted to meth? Ugh, I really wish she would take her family to Lousiana away from Hollywood. She's just like that girl Lucky she used to sing about.
Afternoon Crumbs
Another lawsuit over Jennifer Aniston's bare breasts - Gawker
Man bobs - Cityrag
London, here comes Lohan - Mollygood
Jewel is a careful eater - Hollywood Tuna
Paris Hilton gets caught smoking a joint - ASL
Sienna Miller goes topless...again - Egotastic!
Tom Brady pretends to be excited about being a daddy - Just Jared
Britney Spears is a wonderful mother - IDLYITW
Cameron Diaz pigs out - Hollywood Rag
Cameron and Drew unload some cash at Barney's - Popsugar
I Think She Finally Got a Clue
Gwen Stefani confirmed that she will reunite with No Doubt to record a new album due out next year. Their last full, original studio album was "Rock Steady" in 2001. Since then Gwen has been busy pushing out a baby and pushing out two solo albums. She said, "I got an idea in my head about what we could do and now that's all I can think about - doing a No Doubt record." If you ask me, she should've done this instead of the second solo album. Her solo stuff is alright, but she'd be nothing without their asses and it's nice to see her getting back to her roots. Source
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