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I'm assuming that this is Kimberly Walther's website. Kimberly is known as Kimmy, Anna Nicole Smith's purple-haired former assistant. I've been wondering where she's been through all this and it looks like she's finally speaking out against Howard. Here's some interesting and hot things she said:

Larry Burkhead (her spelling) is the FATHER OF DANNIELYNN Larry only wanted the best for Anna Nicole. He tried to do the right thing by her and his daughter. Howard K. Stern, Daniel died within hours of arriving and you flushed WHAT down the toilet? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you turned your head when you signed the FedX for the METHADONE? Howard K. Stern, You loved Anna Nicole so much you had to rush out and buy a Yacht and to take her where? A watery grave? Howard K. Stern, My guess the reason you don't want any DNA samples done on you or Dannielynn is they will find DRUGS in both systems.

She goes on and on and basically tells Howard what she thinks is going on. She thinks Dannielynn is most likely an addict and that Howard got rid of Anna's updated will. I really hope this is Kimmy, because if so she's a hotter ho than I thought. Give it to em Kimmy! I MySpaced her ass, but she still hasn't written me. Still love her.

Thanks Deidre

Judge Larry Seidlin offered Howard K. Stern two private jets to take him back to the Bahamas to be with Dannielynn Hope. Court has ended for the day, but Howard must be back for a full day tomorrow. Howard was on the stand all day to determine who will get Anna Nicole Smith's body. Howard told the court that he didn't think Anna was going to die and he didn't think she thought so either. He also said that Anna's mother, Vergie Arthur, thought Anna and him purposely offed Daniel. He also said that she wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe, but it was too expensive. She instead has a plot next to her son, Daniel, in the Bahamas. During recess, Larry Birkhead's lawyer gave Howard a subponea for his DNA in another case to figure out who Danni's father is. Howard will be back to test his acting muscles yet again. They better hurry fast, because apparently Anna's body is deteorating quicker than normal.

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The paps have already popped Britney Spears in rehab. She's staying at Promises in Malibu where she checked in yesterday. Extra also sheds some light on why Britney might have shed her hair. Apparently KFed threatened on Friday night to have her hair tested for drugs, so she got scared and shaved that shit off. Makes sense. She just needs a Harley to complete the look. Ugh, I'm sorry. Making fun of her isn't enjoyable anymore. Here's hoping she gets her act together.

Tina Turner is 67 and still looks amazingly hot. She probably looks better now than she did 30 years ago. Yeah, she's got the Posh bob, but she's hot in the face. She's probably had a little nip and tuck, but she's done it well. Tina was front row and center at the Armani show in Milan yesterday.

BestWeekEver once again has brought my mind back to the things that it tried to forget. In 1991 came a truly bizarre sitcom featuring people in costumes and puppets as Dinosaurs. The show called Dinosaurs had that annoying babydino-thing that always said "Not the Momma." I was willing to face CPS in order to get one minute beating that kid down. It was one of those shows that I couldn't stop watching, but quickly wanted to forget. Ugh, they don't make them like that anymore.

Meet Tuki Brando, the grandson of Marlon Brando. I guess he's some sort of model now and shot a spread for L'Uomo Vogue with Bruce Weber. I'm not digging the blonde hair, but grunge is making a comeback. (sidenote:Happy Bday to Kurt Cobain who would've been 40) Bitch is also only 16, so I guess he has a few years to fug and fat up. He's still the hotness though. Tuki sounds like a parrot's name or a South Beach socialite. Source

Nicole Richie pleaded not guilty today for driving under the influence. She wasn't in court, but she didn't have to be. Nicole was answering to charges that she was driving under stupid after she was pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the 134 freeway in Los Angeles. Nicole confessed to the cops on the scene that she had taken vicodin and smoked some weed. Um..how you gonna plead not guilty when you were driving on the wrong side, admitted to smoking weed and taking vicodin? Um...I'm no lawyer but doesn't that mean you were driving under the influence? Stupid ass. Source

TMZ is reporting that a bald Britney Spears is giving rehab a second shot. Britney checked herself into a facility last week in Antigua, but quickly checked herself out 24-hours later. She apparently checked herself in to a Los Angeles area facility today as an in-patient following the pleas from her family. Has Lynn finally done something? Let's hope Brit finally stays there for a little while to get her head checked. Seriously, they should tie her ass down and make sure she stays there. Actually just give her all the Red Bull and cheetos she can eat and she'll there for a lifetime. UPDATE - People confirms it. Larry Rudolph, her rep, says "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Rudolph says in a statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time." UPDATE II - The National Enquirer reports she checked in Promises in Malibu. She reportedly was taken yesterday at 5pm by her father, Jamie Spears.

Mischa Barton crashes Nicole Richie's car - Popsugar

Josh Hartnett is looking beat - Just Jared

The Simpson movie's new trailer - College Humor

A gay's response to the Tim Hardaway mess - BWE

Jessica Biel has nipples and likes to show them - Hollywood Tuna

ScarJo is Playboy's sexiest - Egotastic!

More humiliating photos of American Idol's Antonella Barba - IDLYITW

I didn't think Heather Mills could get any lower - ASL

Mimi lands at JFK in all her diva glory - Hollywood Rag

Trump may pull a Britney - SOW

Wide poetic justice - Cityrag

The Biggest Loser was good the first time around, but now it's a little played out. I guess I'm alone on that one, because NBC has renewed the show for a 4th season. Caroline Rhea being the smart ho that she is will not be hosting anymore. She's decided to pursue other things. Yeah, like a donut. Stepping in for Caroline will be Alison Sweeney of Days of Our Lives. Damn, NBC is rolling out the big stars. Alison has had a public battle with the bulge and hopes that her soap opera fan base will follow her to the reality show. The show will continue to feature BBWs and they try to lose weight. BORING. When is a network going to do Anorexic Camp? Seriously, I want to see some skinny bone jones cry over having to eat a plate of wet celery. Source