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Lindsay Lohan has checked herself out of Wonderland FOR GOOD following a 30-day program. Well, more like 5-hour program since that's probably the total amount of time she was in there. Her rep said, "She will continue as an outpatient. She will take it day by day. She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected." Wasn't she already an outpatient? I'm sure she'll be at Hyde or Area tonight!! Now what is Dina Lohan going to talk about when she whores herself out on all those entertainment shows? Source

When I first heard about this girl, I immediately thought she was faking it. She's some girl who has had the hiccups for 3 weeks straight. She claims that she's tried everything. Um, has she tried the mental hospital? Attention whore. Oh and I got the perfect hiccup cure. This is true. Hold your breath and picture a neon blinking sign. Do this for like 2 minutes straight and I promise on my YSL boots that your hiccups will be gone! VIA BWE

I love me some videos of big girls bringing it to you hardcore. This is a classic and these women have a WHOLE lot of ass to shake. I'm not talking about fake Neicy Nash ass either. I'm talking about rice, beans, kitchen sink, Titanic ass! I'm seriously not hating. They are a hundred times my size and serve it much hotter than I ever could. The one in the blue jeans is my favorite. She gets down.

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Nicole Richie has officially been charged with misdemeanor driving under the influence. Nicole was arrested on December 11th when she stopped for going the wrong way on the freeway in Los Angeles. She admitted to taking vicodin and smoking weed. She will be arraigned in Glendale on February 21st. Nicole had a prior misdemeanor DUI conviction in 2003. Throw the book at her! No, don't do that...that would break all her bones. Throw a Pee-Chee folder at her! That will only break one bone. Source

Hugh Grant and his girlfriend of 3 years, Jemima Khan, have split up confirms his rep. The two most recently showed up together to the London premiere of "Music & Lyrics." Hugh even brought up Jemima on The View this morning. No word on why they broke off. Jemima is rich as hell though. She's the former wife of Imran Khan. Oh well, now Hugh is free to be with his true love...Divine Brown. Source

Jennifer Lopez's film "Bordertown" had a little screening at the Berlin Film Festival. The film played and JLo waited to see the audience's reaction. And she waited.... And they started booing.... And she cried...AHAHAHA! That's right. Hopefully that will teach you to STOP ACTING and stick to what you know best. Which is...which is....shit I don't know. I'm a little disappointed they didn't throw salad at her. Source Thanks Clint

Damn! Finally! Britney Spears has entered rehab according to Extra. There's no details, Extra, says you have to watch tonight to see. Ugh. Apparently, Brit was last seen in NYC going to Miami with her two sons, JJ and SPF. She reportedly entered a rehab facility at the urge of her family and friends. Vacation from the kids! You know she's going to do rehab the "Lohan" way. UPDATE - TMZ is reporting this dumbass checked in for ONE WHOLE DAY. The facility is located outside the country and I guess she refused to stay, so checked out less than 24 hrs later. She most likely hit the nearest bar afterwards. UPDATE II - The facility was in Antigua. That's VACATION not rehab. UPDATE III - OF course! Her rep denies the whole thing.

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Katharine McPeePee may have the #2 album in the country, but that doesn't mean anything. She attended the unveiling of a razor yesterday. Yes, the launching of a new razor. What a glamorous life. While Jennifer Hudson graces the cover of Vogue, she's putting shaving cream on her nose. Oh the humility. That being said, those dudes probably get dirty with each other after this event.

Justin Timberlake had a special message to ex, Britney Spears at the Brit Awards the other night. He didn't come out and say her name, but everyone knew who he was talking about. He said, "Stop drinking! You know who you are. I'm speaking to you. You are going to get sloppy. OK! magazine is going to say something bad about you." Ironically enough, Brit is currently on the cover of OK! Oh snap! Britney responded with:

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