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Selma...Selma...Selma Blair, what on earth are we going to do with you? Selma likes to take what some people call "fashion risks" but I call "fashion don'ts." Homegirl was rocking the Peter Pan look at the Writers Guild awards last night in Century City. Actually, she looks more like Tinkerbell and I'm not talking about the Disney character. I'm talking about the damn dog! That being said, I'd let her stick the tip in. I mean she does look like a boy twink, Eastern European porn star.

Cameron Diaz was rumored to have told friend's that her new man, Kelly Slater, has a huge dick. Well, Kelly is playing coy and has said the two are just friends. Cameron jetted to Hawaii to be with Kelly shortly after her split with Justin Timberlake went public. Kelly said that Cameron is doing well after getting dumped by Justin and said, "We're just friends." Um...like he's going to really admit that he followed up a romance with Gisele Bundchen with that fug? Oh and I think that big dick story is a total falsity. Doesn't salt water shrink the dick? Source

TomKat is still trying to make us believe they actually like kissing one another. Somebody tell these fuitcakes that we're not buying their act, so they might as well save themselves some humiliation and drop it! I'm surprised Oprah kept a straight face. Here's these two at an event for Mary J. Blige hosted by Will and Jada Smith.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt will file a paternity challenge this week, because he belives his old-man sperm created Dannielynn Hope. He wants custody of her and says he will travel to the Bahamas pick up his new fortune Danni and bring her back home if the court rules in his favor. Prince Douchebag claims he had a 10-year affair with Anna and that she wanted to be a Princess.

Zsa Zsa's former publicist has called Freddy a fraud and says he bought his title making him a faux Prince.

Danni already has two men vying for the role of daddy in Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. Ugh, what does Zsa Zsa have to say about all of this? I mean her and Danni can share diapers!

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Aniston boobies - IDLYITW

Michelle Rodriguez gets eloquent about community service - Mollygood

Xtina in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna

The Police announce a world tour - SOW

Justin Timberlake was too hungover sick to perform for Clive Davis - ASL

Blohan is still alive and still in rehab in case you cared - Hollywood Rag

A Grammy Awards mega-picture-post - Egotastic!

MK Olsen looks so uncomfortable - Popsugar

Whitney and Bobby B reunite - Just Jared

The story of Derrick "hands" Wilson - Cityrag

Note - Comments are still wonkafied, so unfortunately there won't be a CAPTION THIS contest today!

I know many of you will sell the tip of your clit for a little Jake Gyllenhaal, so here he is at the BAFTAS in London last night. Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson and Alan Arkin all picked up awards.

Britney Spears loves to party. We all know this. You would've thought that with the whole ANS tragedy would keep her down for a good minute. Nope. Homegirl was out in full force on Saturday night in NYC. She partied at Tenjune until 3:30am and her bodyguard shielded her from the paps. They couldn't shield the fact that her SUV was covered in puke. Some saying Brit Brit had one too many screwdrivers and probably let it rip all over her ride.

She was also spotted at Club One chatting up the go-go dancers in this hot ensemble. Lesbian orgy anyone? That red dress is like 5 sizes to small for her ass. Ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack!

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Why are Bai Ling's nipples wet? I don't think I want to know the answer. She slipped one last night at an art exhibit in Berlin. Bai was pure...Bai...as she posed on absolutely any kind of object. That necklace is so FUG! I think she got it on Amazon's Paris Hilton collection.

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I'm usually not a fan of JLo's overall look, but at the Madrid call for "Bordertown" she looked the hotness. Those shoes are beyond and she actually looks youthful. It's probably because Skeletor isn't by her side sucking every bit of life out of her.

Now "Bordertown" is about...oh who cares it's going to suck anyway! I mean, homegirl can't make a good movie. I'm just saying!