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Carrot Top's twin sister, Caramelized Onion. - Starvis

 

 

You think your job sucks? Try being a black bar sometime. - Sweetas

 

Sadly, Jeffrey never realized that "you look just like your mom" was not a compliment. - circularpolitics

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Source: Drunken Stepfather

 

 

 

 

Andy Rooney - His segments on 60 Minutes are such a waste of time, but he's really hot!

 

 

 

Now I know what a wart on Satan's ass looks like. Carrot Bottom needs to respect the world and not get that close again. I can hear the camera lens weeping. It's begging for mercy. That being said, I'd totally ride that carrot down the rabbit hole. WELL! Don't judge.

 

Carrot put on his make-up best for Cathouse last night in Vegas. I can see an entire Borghese counter on his face.

 

All the H.A.Ms were there. Including....Kelly Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, Baby Huey, Jenna Jameson and the totally hot Gunnar Nelson. He was there with some egghead in a wig. Remember the damn Nelsons?! (Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection is one of the hottest songs ever.