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Monday, December 31st 2007

Sting and Trudie Styler rented a yacht in Sydney and Sting spent his afternoon enjoying a lovely snack of jam and nail. Sting is a hot piece of Zen, so I'd let him suck raisins outta my ass if that's what he wanted. However, Trudie is a nasty horse woman! Bitch probably has some effed up shit living in her hooves. Sting must have a strong stomach if you can take that shit.

Mr. Paparazzi

Posted by: Michael K

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Monday, December 31st 2007

Sting Sucking Toes

Constantine Mouralis Has The Greatest Career....EVER!

This past November Constantine Mouralis performed in the underwear section of a Stein Mart in Ohio. He followed that dazzling performance with a sit down at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin from November 4th to December 28th. No, he didn't perform in the casino's theater. He called Bingo every Friday night! God, he's fucking amazing. Who wants a career like Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson when you can inhale the smoke from 65-year-old women in Wisconsin every Friday night? He didn't even perform! He did a Q&A and then followed it up by calling Bingo. Connie has the best career ever. Where the hell is he going to perform next? A fucking swap-meet parking lot in Waxahachie, Texas?

Constantine forever!!!!