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Afternoon Crumbs

Heather Graham is so dirty - Egotastic!

Pink is a man in a dress (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Angelina Jolie voted the sexiest movie star...uh, ok? - Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan's breasts get a lot of attention - Hollywood Tuna

Her breasts also don't need a bra - IDLYITW

Sucio! Reese and Vince Vaughn kissing - Popsugar

Brooke Hogan's tunnel of gross - Hollywood Rag

Madonna and Angelina are BFFs - Celebitchy

Kittens down Britney's shirt - Cityrag

Johnny Depp is stingy with his blood - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Last night was Barbara Walter's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2007 special. Let's just say the list wasn't that fascinating. She named J.K. Rowling the most fascinating person of 2007. More like the most boring. Also on the list were Katherine Heigl, Justin Timberlake, Don Imus and some other people. Katherine Heigl was only there to hawk her stupid ass movie about bridesmaids dresses or something.

Also on the list were Posh & Becks. Their interview was sort of cute actually. Posh said she never eats cookies or cake and watches what she eats. You can't tell by looking at her skin. She has the worst skin ever. She better curse out ABC for getting that close to her mug. I just wanted to whip out a SOS pad and some Ajax and clean her shit up. The hills are alive on Posh's face.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Posh & Becks

41 Pounds

Little Jin from China has to be one of the cutest babies I've seen, but damn! Jin was born weighing in at around 7 pounds, but his weight quickly ballooned. He's only 8-months old and weighs around 41-pounds. He's bigger than the Olsens combined!

His mother said he started gaining weight almost immediately. She said she has to nurse him around 20 times a day, because he gets hungry. Unfortunately, the poor thing can't crawl or walk, because of his weight.

The article from the Daily Mail didn't say anything about him having a medical condition. His mother needs to look into it, because that ain't right. Stop feeding him 20 times a day and take him to the doc!

Jin is still not the biggest baby in the world. A few years ago a woman in Italy gave birth to a 28-pound baby. I think her insides are still recovering. A coule of months ago a woman in Siberia gave birth to a 17-pound baby.

Jin is a darling and hopefully his mother sorts out his medical situation STAT before he eats her out of house and home! Literally.

Posted by: Michael K

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Real People • Sadness

Smiling With Your Eyes

Is that a little wig glue I see or just some shine? Hmm....it's the latter. Tyra Banks is perfect! She'd never go outside the house not looking absolutely perfect. Perfect for a wax figure.

Here she is smiling with her eyes at the CNN Heroes event last night. Please, don't tell me she was a hero.

Posted by: Michael K

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Tyra Banks

Friday, December 7th 2007

Tyra Banks

Friday, December 7th 2007

Tyra Banks

Friday, December 7th 2007

Tyra Banks

Friday, December 7th 2007

Tyra Banks

Now I Know Where Paris Gets It From

Randy Jones of the Village People said he once partied with Kathy and Rick Hilton at Studio 54 back in 1977. He said when a rock rolled off the table, Kathy and Rick snorted lines right off the floor.

“There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table. They just didn’t even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface - they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that. Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it honestly.”

Kathy and Rick deny the incident.

Ok, how do you snort coke off the carpet? They must have some strong ass noses. A Dyson nose and shit. Fuck a vacuum! I'll just get Kathy and Rick to come over and get the hard to reach places in my apartment.

Posted by: Michael K

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Crackheads • Paris Hilton

Lily Allen Is A Moron

Mark Ronson helped make Lily Allen a star and now she's turning her stupid ass on him. Mark worked on Lily's first album, but said it's not likely he'll work on her second.

That hot bitch Mark said, “Lily has been working on her new album but I'm probably not going to be on it as she hasn't been returning any of my calls. Most of the people I work with, I'm lucky enough to be friends with too. But then you never really know what's going to happen.”

He also said he was a little disappointed when she didn't show up to one of his gigs. That ungrateful bitch!

Fuck Lily Allen! Mark, write a song for me instead and by "write a song" I mean do me hard and fast. I'd seriously let Mark piss up my nostril if that's the sort of thing he was into.

Here's Mark with some person at the Food Bank event in NYC last night and Lily Allen being a HO HO HO in London.