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Look everyone! Rachael Ray and her husband are doing A-OK! She looks just thrilled to be with him. He's not cheating on her! See! See!

Yeah fucking right! Who wouldn't cheat on that annoying hedgehog of a woman? She's about as pleasant as a blowjob from a vampire. I used to like her for a split second, but then I realized what a fake and a phony she is.

Her husband totally looks like Roger Bart aka George from the Pharmacist from Desperate Housewives.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Gross

Friday, December 7th 2007

Rachael Ray

Friday, December 7th 2007

Rachael Ray and Husband

Friday, December 7th 2007

Rachael Ray and Husband

Must...Have...Chocolate

Ballet slippers...again? I thought we were over that Amy. My favorite crackhead about town when to visit her husband in the clink yesterday and afterwards headed to the store to buy candies, wine and crisps (British for chips). The dinner of champions!

She's such a devoted wife. I'm waiting for the day when I wake up and read "Wino busts hubby out of clink!" It's coming.