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Thursday, December 6th 2007

The Trump's $10,000 Tip

 
Donald Trump tipped a waiter $10,000. Derober has a copy of the receipt from The Buffalo Club in Santa Monica, CA where the Trump left a hefty tip on a $82 bill.
 
Here's Billy (the waiter's) story:
 
I finally brought them out the check. Trump grabbed it and actually spoke to me from the first time. "What’s the biggest tip you ever got?”

“Jerry Bruckheimer comes in a lot. He tipped me $500 on a $1000 check once.” Trump nodded his head. “You’re very good at your job.” “Thanks.”

 
Trump then got up and left. Billy went to pick-up the check and noticed the tip. He tried to contact  Trump to thank him, but hasn't had any luck.
 
Hmmm...isn't The Apprentice coming back soon? Perfect publicity. I can't wait to hear what Trump has to say about this on The Insider, Access Hollywood, ET, TMZ, Rachael Ray, Regis & Kelly, The Dog Whisperer, Dr. G: Medical Examiner and every local news station in the country.
 
He'll probably follow it with, "I'm sure that fat, ugly, slob Rosie O'Donnell never gave a tip like that. She's a pathetic, dumb woman." 
 
VIA Defamer
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, December 6th 2007

Look! Can You Believe My Annoying Ass Made The Cover Of A Magazine?

 
Franky Katherine Heigl, I cannot. You really have everyone bamboozled! Katherine is like "Sweet'N Low." She looks sweet on the outside and promises a sugary sensation, but basically she leaves you with a bad after taste. We already have one Cameron Diaz and that's one too many!
 
Here's Katherine being super annoying the other day.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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Thursday, December 6th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs


10 reasons why Beyonce is a lunatic onstage - FourFour

Suri Cruise visits the Spice Girls - Just Jared

Eva Mendes goes nude for Peta - Egotastic!

Posh's breasts come out in San Jose - Hollywood Tuna

Britney Spears is abusive - IDLYITW

Xtina still looks like a pregnant hooker - Popsugar

Hayden Panatrolls period dress (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Brit gets banned from Winston's - Hollywood Rag

Ash Olsen sounds off - Cityrag

The ABBA museum is coming - A Socialite's Life

Posted by: Michael K


Thursday, December 6th 2007

Damn Owen!

 
PageSix.com has a picture of Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson in Peru. Screw Woody, look at Owen. No wonder he gets all the hos. He is a Butterscotch stallion. I'd ride that shit till his crooked nose went straight. Fuck the nose straight! 
 
Although it's not all dicks and giggles in Peru. Living in Peru reports that a local cameraman claims the two dudes held him against his will as they attacked another photographer yesterday. They are apparently filing a police report against Owen and Woody. 
 
Owen and Woody are in town to visit a children's shelter they founded together.
 
Thanks Amanda
 
 
Posted by: Michael K