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Thursday, December 6th 2007
Alice Kim Is My Favorite Gold Digger
I absolutely adore Nicolas Cage's 23-year-old wife, Alice Kim. I love the fact that they met while she was waiting on him in a sushi restaurant when she was 20. I also love that she got knocked up quickly after they got married. Bitch knows what she's doing! She also looks like the biggest bitch ever. You just know she forces Nic to make Saks Fifth Avenue open up in the middle of the night, because she saw a bag she wanted while flipping through her Vogue magazine.
When these two divorce it's going to get ugly and I can't wait. I love that bitch. I want to be her best friend.
Here's Alice with her pepaw at the Japanese premiere of "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" in Tokyo.
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Nicolas Cage
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Nicolas Cage
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Nicolas Cage & Alice Kim
Thursday, December 6th 2007
That Was Fast!
They barely finished filming a couple of weeks ago and there's already a "Sex and the City" teaser trailer out. The movie doesn't hit theaters until May 2008. It looks like the same shit, but with more money. Think of the re-touching bill alone?! It's about 4 old crows fighting over the last sugar-free Jello cup. Not really, but basically.
If I have to hear Sarah Jessica Parker say "Hello Lovaaaaaah" one more time I'm going to go down on Cynthia Nixon's fug bitch girlfriend and that won't be pretty for either of us.
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Thanks Andie
Thursday, December 6th 2007
It's Almost There....
Kathy Griffin went out in Hollywood last night with new hair. Her hair usually looks like it was constructed out of cardboard, so this is an upgrade. It's still not there. The color is every shade of orange. She looks like a ginger tabby! Kathy, please take some of your boyfriend's money and get your shit done proper. Don't go to Ken Paves, though.
Thursday, December 6th 2007
Kathy Griffin
Thursday, December 6th 2007
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