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Wednesday, December 5th 2007

Afternoon Crumbs

 
A perfect stocking stuffer! Porn star Mary Carey is auctioning off her old breast implants - Hollywood Tuna 
 
Lauren Conrad gets photoshopped for Shape Magazine - Egotastic! 
 
Jessica Alba is hiding (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 
 
The Spice Girls get cut in half for the VS show - Just Jared 
 
Ryan Phillipe gets kissy with Abbie Cornish - Popsugar
 
Helena Bonham Carter talks about her tits - IDLYITW
 
Dave Chapelle returns - Cityrag
 
Brad Pitt is Angelina's stylist - Hollywood Rag 
 
Patrick Dempsey lands a Versace gig - A Socialite's Life  
 
Ellen Degeneres talks to George Bush. Doesn't he hate the gays? - Jezebel
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, December 5th 2007

The Bad Girls Club Is Back!


Thank you Oprah for bringing back The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen! My winter was getting a little boring, but now I have these drunk sluts to entertain me. Last night's episode was a little tepid, but there was a small catfight between the stripper and some other slut. Ya see, earlier in the night the girls discovered a closet full of free shit (i.e. slutty clothes, shoes, bags). Smart of the producers to give the girls something to fight over. One of the girls decides to take almost everything in the closet, but the stripper tells her that they should probably wait and divide it up among the other girls.

And of course they come to blows after the fact, while they are drunk in a club.

The sneak preview of the season promises lovely delights like a girl peeing on the sofa and catfights galore. Can't wait!

Posted by: Michael K


Wednesday, December 5th 2007

Juliette Lewis Is November's Hot Slut Of The Month!

 
Poc-a-hot-mess aka Juliette Lewis has won 34% of your votes to win November's Hot Slut of the Month. Princess Bea came in second, then Mrs. Fields, then Shauna Sand, then Sandee Westgate.
 
Thanks to all who voted! The Scientologists love you.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


November's HS

November's HS
Wednesday, December 5th 2007

Happy Birthday Knut!

 
The most famous polar bear in the world, Knut, turned 1 today in Berlin. Knut found fame after his bitch of a mother rejected him, but the world embraced him! The Zoo celebrated by letting all kids in for free. They then fed the kids to Knut as a pressie. Joking! They gave Knut fish cake. SICK!
 
One little girl said, "He's so dirty! They should have given him a bath." What a bitch! Why don't you shut your ass and eat your fish cake!
 
Happy Birthday Knut! Hopefully, they got you a polar bear hooker as a special treat.  
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Knut

Knut

Knut

Knut

Knut

Knut
Wednesday, December 5th 2007

This Is Amy Winehouse Done Up

 
The British Britney Spears had a hairdresser, make-up artist, stylist and Sadie Frost at her London home early this morning to glam her up to visit Blake Fieldswhatever in jail.
 
It takes a lot of people and money to look this trashed. I don't know how Wino is going around wearing just a tank top over there. It's freeeezing. Smack keeps a body warm. 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse