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Nooo! She's at the airport. I think. Shauna Sand is such a classy lady that she probably just got off her private jet and is waiting for her stretch limousine with cashmere seats to pick her up. That's the only way Shauna travels.  

 

And will somebody PLEASE get me this woman's shoe size and P.O. Box! She is so asking for a new pair of shoes for Christmas. Maybe she was involved in some freak stripper pole accident and those shoes are permanently attached to her feet.  

 

She is so elegant it hurts. How many stuffed teddy bears do you think gave their life up for that coat?  

 

 

 

 

 

At yesterday's Hollywood Reporter's Power 100 Breakfast the truth came out. Jodie Foster accepted an award and told the audience, "I feel fragile ... unsure, struggling to figure it all out." She said she thinks of herself as a "professional" and a "gentleman." You got that right. 

 

She went on to say, "I always feel like something of an impostor. I don't know what I'm doing. I suppose that's my one little secret, the secret of my success."

 

When it was John Travolta's turn at the mic, he kept the honesty flowing. "I woke up saying, 'What dress do I wear today. Because I'm a woman who believes in the power of women, I said, 'Wear the suit.'"

 

The audience laughed, but he wasn't joking. It wasn't a joke people. He was serious. I'm sure he's wearing a pretty pink negligee underneath that suit.

 

Jodie admits to being a dude and John admits to being a woman. Were they serving truth serum-tinis at this event?

 

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Dang grandpa! 50-year-old Russell Simmons and his girlfriend, Porschia Coleman, got a little limber in Miami yesterday. So, that's how Russell gets the ladies? Yeah, that and the fact that he's a gazillionaire. Actually, the poses he's doing are sort of easy, but still. 

 

Yoga makes me fart.