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Dreamboat Doherty arrived at Amy Wino's East London home at 4:45 this morning. He left at 10:45am. Amy was seen moving stuff from her car where a photographer caught a mysterious bag of white powder. Oh that?! It's Ajax with Bleach! Wino doesn't care that she smells like a dirty diaper, but her home has to be spotless. It probably really is Ajax. Coke doesn't do the trick anymore, so she's gotta go for the real chemicals.

 

He showed up with a guitar, so maybe they are writing a song together. oh and by writing a song I mean smoking crack till their brains ooze out of their eye sockets. 

 

 

Mr. Paparazzi , Splash

 

 

 

 

Jive Records isn't going to get burned by Britney Spears again. Last week the label organized a $500,000 video shoot for Brit's next single "Piece of Me." Jive knows that Brit isn't the most reliable bitch in the business, so they asked one of their younger artists, Samantha Jade, to be on call just in case Brit didn't show up.

 

When Brit failed to show up, Jive told her that if she didn't come to the shoot they would bring in Samantha. Jive was going to slightly re-tool the shoot for Samantha's single "Eyes on Me."

 

A source said, "They were going to recalibrate it for Samantha, because it was too expensive to just scrap. Britney finally showed up when she realized a new, younger, hotter girl would take her slot." Yeah, she showed up 12 hours later.

 

Page Six also reports that at her birthday party, Britney begged Paris HIlton to let her use her cell phone. I guess Brit lost hers. Brit called KFed and asked him to come out and party with her. I guess dumb ho forgot that one of them has to take care of THEIR kids.

 

"She begged him to come out with her. Kevin reminded her that one of them needed to be a parent and take care of the boys. Then she hung up on him. Kevin said she was drinking."

 

Britney drunk dialing KFed? Classic. She probably sounds drunk all the time, so it'd be extra entertaining to hear her begging him while she was actually drunk.

 

I say replace the ho! If she's not grateful, somebody else will be.

 

 

 

The new Smithsonian exhibit proves that gays have loved shiny things since the beginning of man. - Madam S.

 

 

You know American Apparel spandex is going out of style when even the Geico cavemen are wearing it. - Grace M

 

 

 

The baby hedgehog with broken bones that is too weak to hibernate. The other hedgehogs have turned their prickly backs on him. Rude!

 

Source: DM