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"A Beaver's Ass On Your Head"

Last night was parent's night on "I Love New York 2." The Entertainer's mother and Sister Patterson quickly started fighting when Sister Patterson started bad-mouthing The Entertainer. The insults went flying! T.E.'s mother said Sister Patterson was a "transvestite" and had "too much testosterone" while S.P. said she had a "beaver's ass on her head." All true statements.

Sadly, The Entertainer was sent home, because New York said he was a "loser" for living with his parents.

And how hot was Punk's mother?

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Posted by: Michael K

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Reality TV

This Isn't Helping The Gay Rumors

Peter Andre confessed that he had a crush on Boy George when he was younger. Pete said when he first laid eyes on Boy in the 80s, he thought he was the hottest thing. He claims he thought Boy was a woman. Suureeee.

He said, “She is hot. I thought I was going to marry this woman.”

Well, he basically married a woman like Boy George. Remove Jordan's fake hair and breasts and you've got yourself another Boy George.

If I was Peter I would've kept that little fact to myself. He's most likely going to find himself chained to Boy George's radiator now.

Source: The Sun

Posted by: Michael K

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HoHan's Booty Call

There were stories last week that Lindsay Lohan was texting Heath Ledger while she was in NYC over the Thanksgiving holiday. New Weekly Magazine claims they were doing much more than texting. They say Heath and Lindsay were fucking all night long.

A source said, "Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away. When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical." This was before Lindsay broke it off with Riley Giles.

This makes sense. Heath is a dirty birdie and probably likes Hohan's fake tanning grease rubbing all over his body. The more grease the better. These two will honestly fuck just about anybody.

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Thanks Mari

Posted by: Michael K

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Gross • Heath Ledger • Lindsay Lohan

Rich Bitch Goes Into Hiding

Leona Helmsley's dog, Trouble, has been forced to flee her own home on a private jet and go into hiding after receiving several death threats. When Leona passed away she left Trouble $12 million. She has apparently received over 20 death threats and is living in an undisclosed Florida location.

Leon's former aide said, "We were alarmed by the number of threats - 20 to 30, something of that order. I'm gonna kill the dog. I'm gonna kidnap the dog. I need the $12 million."

Trouble needs to take some of that $12 million and mosey on down to her nearest breeder and pick up a dozen look-a-likes. DUH! She needs to guard that booty! No, not the one she sucks on...the one she pays her bills with!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Animal Stories

Depp Can Do No Wrong?

Last night was the NYC premiere of "Sweeney Todd" and Johnny Depp came in muddy shoes. I'm pretty sure those shoes are brand new, but he ordered his stylist to go to the park and dirty that shit up, because the Depp does not wear clean shoes.

Depp-In-10-Years aka Keith Richards was also there looking as fresh as ever. I hope he kept his nose clean and didn't snort up any ash trays.