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Monday, December 3rd 2007

STFU Katherine Heigl!

 
Katherine Heigl told "Vanity Fair" that her movie "Knocked Up" is a little sexist.
 
She said, “It paints the women as shrews, as humorless and uptight, and it paints the men as goofy, fun-loving guys. It was hard for me to love the movie."
 
No sweetie, you're just a humorless, uptight shrew. Katherine might not have loved the movie, but I'm pretty sure she loved the fact that Knocked Up jacked her asking price per movie to $6 million. She made $300,000 for Knocked Up.
 
Homegirl should learn to keep her annoying yapper shut and not bite the hand that feets. If the movie was so sexist she shouldn't have made it or done press for it.  
 
Source: UsWeekly
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 3rd 2007

OUCH.

 
After seeing these picturs of Joan Van Ark at a reading of "Love Letters" last night in Los Angeles, I immediately want to take my face out to a romantic, candelit dinner at Black Angus. I want to wine and dine my face and then spend the rest of the evening cuddling with it. I want to tell it that I will never hurt it the way Joan has hurt hers. My face deserves that after seeing what Joan has done to hers.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Joan Van Ark

Joan Van Ark

Joan Van Ark

Joan Van Ark
Monday, December 3rd 2007

Chewbacca Will Not Be Pleased

 
How many poor animals gave their lives up to be worn by a horsey? That thing looks like it was made using Chewbacca pubes.
 
Here's SJP at a screening of "Revolver" last night in NYC.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


SJP

SJP

Posh

Posh

Posh

Posh

SJP

SJP
Monday, December 3rd 2007

Britney's Gifts

 
What did Brit Brit get for her Barfday? Unfortunately, it doesn't look like anybody gave her a 6-month stay at the local crazy house. MSNBC reports she was given $30,000 in leather and fur coats, $10,000 worth of diamonds and $4,000 worth of sunglasses. I'm sure that crap is covered in vomit and dog shit by now.
 
This was at the gifting suite at the event she crashed on Saturday night. BS partied at Sharon Stone's event before heading to her favorite place in the world, The Four Seasons Hotel with Paris Hilton, Sam Lutfi and Alli Sims. That party sounds about as much fun as a colonic. 
 
In other BS news! She apparently turned down a Rolling Stone cover after they would not guarantee that she would be on RS and not UsWeekly. She's taken her offer to Blender Magazine instead reports Page Six.  
 
Blender's probably paying her in Frapps.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K