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Monday, December 3rd 2007

Will Smith Is Not A Scientologist

Will Smith denies the rumors that he's gone over to the alien side by becoming a Scientologist. There were stories that Tom was teaching Will all about "Scientology." Yeah, I'm sure he was. He was teaching him over a bottle of Astroglide.

Will said, "I don't necessarily believe in organized religion. I love my God, my higher power, but it is mine and mine alone, and I create my connection, and I decide how my connection is going to be."

"I believe that my connection to my higher power is separate from everybody's. I don’t believe that the Muslims have all the answers and all the beliefs. I don’t believe the Christians have all the answers and beliefs, or that the Jews have all the answers."

Wait, a second.....long ass answers....a bunch of bullshit...lies coming out of his ass....he is a Scientologist!

Source: UsWeekly

Posted by: Michael K

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Crazy • TomKat

SHHILOH

Celebitchy has a scan from this week's InTouch of Angelina Jolie's, James Haven's vanity plate. His SUV has a "Shhiloh" custom license plate on it. Maddox is probably thanking the stars that weirdo didn't use his name.

Wait...maybe James is the baby daddy! Get Maury. I remember James saying his parents originally named him Shiloh and that's why Angie chose that name. Probably bullshit.

Oh and do you think he realizes he spelled her name wrong? Probably not, his freaky eyes probably only see one H.

Posted by: Michael K

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Brangelina • Uncomfortable

Monday, December 3rd 2007

James Haven

"Deviated Septum"

High School Musical's resident bimbo...no...not Vanessa Hudgens, the other one....no....not Zac Efron, the other one....Ashley Tisdale! Yeah, that skank. She spoke to People Magazine from her home today and admitted to having a nose job on Friday. Bitch works fast to get the word out.

She said, "Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble breathing. The older I got, the worse it got. I went to get it checked out, and the doctor told me the septum was 80 percent deviated and that I had two small fractures on my nose."

"I'm not feeling great today. It's uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this."

Oh, but she's obviously not feeling that awful, because she's talking to People. She also wants everyone to know she didn't do this for vanity.

"I didn't do this because I believe in plastic surgery. I did this to help my health. I literally almost could not breathe out of the right side of my nose. I just want to be honest because my fans are everything to me."

You should thank them! Your fans paid for that shit.

Deviated septum my ass! I need to use that excuse for everything. "Oh, I'm sorry I farted while we were fucking, but it's my deviated septum acting up."

Posted by: Michael K

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Girlfriend Please • Plastic Surgery

Afternoon Crumbs

Even TomKat's bodyguard laughs at their fakeness. Cute hair Suri! - Popsugar

More of a knocked up and naked Xtina - Egotastic!

Heath Ledger has never looked hotter - Just Jared

Kate Moss is topless and snuggling with a new dude (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Fergie's breasts look smashed - Hollywood Tuna

Whitney Houston's big comeback is a little shaky - Bossip

Tony Romo and Chestica keep their distance - IDLYITW

Kellie Pickler needs to quit the act - Hollywood Rag

Jesse Metcalfe's floppy pecs are back with Nadine Coyle - A Socialite's Life

School lunch nightmares - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K

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Afternoon Crumbs

Posh Knows Her Place

While the other Spice Girls were given solos to sing during their reunion show, Posh performed some random catwalk-pose-thing. Male dancers dressed like paparazzi and Posh strutted her shit to a remix of Madonna's Like a Virgin and RuPaul's Supermodel while holding a cell phone. I've seen church fashion shows that are more entertaining. At least this bitch knows her character and plays it up.

I can't wait until that chick trips, because you know it's going to happen at least once on the tour.

Click here if you're having trouble with the video

Posted by: Michael K

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Posh & Becks

Silver Dollar Heather

The News of the World has a new picture from Heather Mills' porn past. This one shows Heather proudly showing off her huge, pancake nipples. Click here to see it. Heather recently said she took "glamour pictures" and not "porn pictures." Um...there's nothing glamorous about seeing Heather spread her coochie.

While Heather lies about about that shit, Paul McCartney is continuing to date Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna's sister, Alexis Arquette, said the two are bonding over music and spending more time together. She told People "[Rosanna] interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll. She's been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. "

A source said that Heather doesn't like that Paul's dating Rosanna and is planning her own romance soon. I know how Heather can get her revenge! Date Alexis!

Posted by: Michael K

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Heather Mills • Paul McCartney

Blowjobs Can't Save You, Jessica

"American Idol" loser and upcoming "Celebrity Rehab" star, Jessica Sierra, was arrested in a Florida club for disorderly intoxication and battery over the weekend. The judge denied her bond.

The MJ Morning Show dug up the police report which states Jessica Sierra was quite entertaining. During her arrest she screamed a few slurs at the cops and kicked one. She told one female cop, "You fucking bitch, I'll kick your ass. I'll fuck you up, you whore."

In the patrol car, Jessica threw up all over the backseat. She begged the cops to let her go and told them it would ruin her life. She told one of the cops, "Please don't take me to jail, I'll suck your dick if you don't take me to jail." When he declined, she called him "the n-word" over and over again. When they arrived at the station she continued to barf and scream racial slurs.

Yes, because I'm sure the cop would love a load of vomit all over his dick. Hey, some might. Wait, is that how she made it on American Idol in the first place? Cut to Simon Cowell with a very guilty look on his face.

Source: The Smoking Gun and TMZ

Posted by: Michael K

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Arrests • Trash