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Jude Law spent his 35th Birthday in Cuba and was spooked when he saw the ghost of Frank Sinatra raiding his mini bar. A source at Cuba's Nacional de Cuba said, "Jude had no idea that Frank used to stay in the same room. You could see he was really spooked by his sighting. He'd sampled lots of the hotels rum cocktails to celebrate his birthday so he thought it was just a drunken vision. But when we told him of the situation, he came clean about seeing the ghost. He swore he saw Frank crouched at the mini-bar, rummaging through the bottles and snacks."

 

Jude asked to be moved to a different room. Cuban weed must be laced with LSD or some shit, because Jude is crazy. I once thought I had group sex with some hot marines. It was the best sex ever, but unfortunately it was just a weed mirage. A weedrage. 

 

 

 

 

 

Fergie told People Magazine that she's "thrilled" to be engaged to Josh Duhamel. She also showed off her new rock while performing at the Borgata in Atlantic City last night. She went on to say, "I feel like the luckiest girl in the world." During her set she dedicated her song, All That I Got, to Josh. She told the audience, "This song is about loving someone for their inner beauty. I hope you all have someone like that in your lives. I do."

 

BARF! Yeah, I'm sure she's thrilled and shocked! Someone actually married her fug ass. Fuggie's life was destined for trailer parks and getting high in a dumpster while hiding from the fuzz. She fucking lucked out.

 

And will somebody please knock that stupid tiara off her head! This dog wearing a tiara looks hotter and sexier than she does! 

 

 

 

 

Parasite and KFed are totally going to get married. I can smell it. She will be SPF and JJ's stepskank! Damn, that would be perfect. Anyway, Paris and KFed partied again together last night at Pure in Las Vegas. Pure SKANKS is what they should change their name to.

 

Paris was without her pizza boy and was all over some dude in a wheelchair most of the night. Probably because he's the only man in the room that can't run away from her nasty ass! She's such a tool.