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Monday, December 3rd 2007
My Two Favorite Things
A.C. Slater and Corona! I've died and gone to trashy gay heaven. Too bad his girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff Ice, is in some of these pictures. She's another one of those twats that recently had a nose job, because of a "deviated septum."
If I was dating A.C. Slater, I'd be suffering from a "deviated rectum" due to all the hot sex. Not a deviated septum. She needs to figure out her priorities. Karina can't handle him.
Here's these two in Mexico over the weekend.
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff
Monday, December 3rd 2007
His Hand Is On Your Belly
Why must dudes always pose with their hand on the pregnant belly? We get it! Your douche sperm helped create that fetus. Enough said. Here's Joel Madden and Nicole Richie at the launch of their children's foundation. I think they donated like all their baby shower gifts or something. Brangelina better watch it. There's a new charitable couple around the corner.
This was at the Los Angeles Free Clinic this afternoon. Oh how I know that place so well, but for a totally different reason.
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Joel Madden & Nicole Richie
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Joel Madden & Nicole Richie
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Nicole Richie & Joel Madden
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Joel Madden & Nicole Richie
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Joel Madden & Nicole Richie
Monday, December 3rd 2007
Paris Hilton & Marilyn Monroe
It's a new day which means Paris Hilton has a new pooch. She's named this one "Marilyn Monroe." That's kind of fitting since that poor thing will probably turn to pills and sex with strangers to numb the pain of living with that twit.
What happens to Paris' other dogs? They probably get eaten by her vagina.
Here they are shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills.


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