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Monday, December 3rd 2007

My Two Favorite Things

 
A.C. Slater and Corona! I've died and gone to trashy gay heaven. Too bad his girlfriend, Karina Smirnoff Ice, is in some of these pictures. She's another one of those twats that recently had a nose job, because of a "deviated septum."
 
If I was dating A.C. Slater, I'd be suffering from a "deviated rectum" due to all the hot sex. Not a deviated septum. She needs to figure out her priorities. Karina can't handle him.
 
Here's these two in Mexico over the weekend.
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff

Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff
Monday, December 3rd 2007

His Hand Is On Your Belly

 

Why must dudes always pose with their hand on the pregnant belly? We get it! Your douche sperm helped create that fetus. Enough said. Here's Joel Madden and Nicole Richie at the launch of their children's foundation. I think they donated like all their baby shower gifts or something. Brangelina better watch it. There's a new charitable couple around the corner.

This was at the Los Angeles Free Clinic this afternoon. Oh how I know that place so well, but for a totally different reason.  

 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie

Joel Madden & Nicole Richie
Monday, December 3rd 2007

Paris Hilton & Marilyn Monroe

 
It's a new day which means Paris Hilton has a new pooch. She's named this one "Marilyn Monroe." That's kind of fitting since that poor thing will probably turn to pills and sex with strangers to numb the pain of living with that twit.
 
What happens to Paris' other dogs? They probably get eaten by her vagina. 
 
Here they are shopping yesterday in Beverly Hills.  
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K