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So apparently Mischa won't be playing host at Cathouse in Las Vegas tonight.

According to the NY Post, "Mischa can't give interviews on the red carpet or deal with the press right now, so they told her she can't do the event."

TMZ reports that she blew a .12 on the breathalyzer and admitted to smoking pot earlier on the day of her DUI.

So if this were a DUI publicity stunt, it didn't work out so well. I guess she should have gotten knocked up instead! But then that would mean she still couldn't host Cathouse in Las Vegas either. Eh, oh well! Sucks to be her.

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Here's Lindsay attending the ceremony in Capri, Italy to receive her award for her for her contribution to the movie industry. Contribution to what? Her How-To book For Young Hollywood On Snorting Fat Rails Off Of Rehab Roommates Schlong?

Hayden Pantatroll looks like she's on her way to be Lindsay's narcotic snorting cronie troll in training.

David Letterman (along with Craig Ferguson) show is coming back, with their full writing staff.

According to People, they reached some deal with the union and is able to have their shows come back on air. They will return on January 2nd. The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is produced by Worldwide Pants, Letterman's company.

David said in a statement that “I am grateful to the WGA for granting us this agreement. We’re happy to be going back to work, and particularly pleased to be doing it with our writers. This is not a solution to the strike, which unfortunately continues to disrupt the lives of thousands. But I hope it will be seen as a step in the right direction.”

As I reported earlier, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel are returning on January 2nd, but without writers. But, Leno isn't doing an opening monologue and skipping right to the interviews. He didn't write his own jokes? What the hell I thought he was a comedian! His whole career was a sham!

Marilyn Munster and Dita Von Flake Ass are officially divorced.  Dita filed divorce papers nearly a year ago, citing irreconcilable differences for the split. They married in November 2005. 

Looks like spackle face is free to marry that 20 year old he's been boffing. I wonder if he forgets which eye to put his blue contact lens in? Does he wear it during sex? Because that's kind of creepy. No not the blue eye, sex with Marilyn Manson.

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Richard Hatch's long lost son, Gummi Bear Davis, is still in Hawaii getting down with his lard ass self. His brother Brandon is also being exceptionally annoying in Hawaii. How come all the idiots never have to work for a living? Seriously. Yes, I'm still jealous. Everyone's still at the fucking beach but me!

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