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Tranny lover Eddie Murphy might marry Tracey Edmonds this weekend in the South Pacific. South Pacific you say? Cue the band! "Bali Haaaaaaiiiiii maaay caalll youuuu....any night....any day....in your heart....you'll hear it caaaaallll you...come away...come away..." Ok, I'm done. Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin claims guests were expected to arrive in Tahiti (so it's not Bali) yesterday.

 

Tracey already said the wedding will be before the end of the year and someplace far...far...away. Yeah far away in her imagination, because I'll be surprised if Eddie goes through with it.

 

This would be the second marriage for both. The couple have 8 children between them. Tracey and Eddie split for a quick second a while ago, but she took him back. Eddie also has been in the new for knocking up Scary Spice and then refusing to believe the baby was his.

 

Don't do it Tracey! You'll only look like a foolio when Eddie gets with another tranny! Save yourself before it's too late. Wash him away! Cue the band! "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair! I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair! And send him on his way!!!!" Fuck, I'm a major homo.

 

 

 

 

 

Just take the whole thing off! Eric Dane in Flaunt - Towleroad

 

Becky De Mornay gets charged with DUI - Mollygood

 

Fuggie Fug shows off her rock...no, not crack rock - I'm Not Obsessed 

 

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are alive and well in London - Gabsmash 

 

George Clooney's special Christmas story - Celebitchy

 

Jen Aniston denies she's knocked up - ICYDK

 

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his amazon daughter - Celebrity Baby Scoop

 

 

 

 

Tattoo artiste and reality star, Kat Von D, might be knocked up. During the preview for the new season of "L.A. Ink" Kat declares "I'm pregnant!" But it could've just been a crack making fun of her fucking jelly and grease belly.

 

People have also been leaving her "congratulation" notes on her MySpace . I was under the impression that this chick had her tubes tied! I remember her saying how she never wanted kids, so she tied those suckers up. It could've been the attention whore in her talking or all that ink has messed with her brains. 

 

I'm going to say it's Del Taco and beer bloat. Again, all this "pregnant" gossip shit is probably to promote the new season of her reality show. Get the buzz starting and shit. She was in the same boat Mischa was in. Get a DUI or start a pregnancy rumor! 

 

 

 

 

Mischa Barton is due to host the opening of a new club Saturday in Las Vegas at the Luxor's new CatHouse club. That shit sounds like a brothel. Mischa was busted for DUI, driving without a valid license and possessing illegal narcotics yesterday. Oh and that illegal narcotic was just weed. Duh.

 

The club said that as far as they know the party is still on. They told OK! Magazine , "We are aware of Mischa Barton's incident last night. But at present she is still expected to host the CatHouse Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on December 29."

 

Of course she is! This whole DUI was probably part of the promotion. They probably told her stupid ass they will throw in another $100,000 if she gets arrested for DUI a couple of days before the opening. That way people will be reminded who the hell she is and show up to the actual opening.

 

 

 

I'm talking about those furry things not Lily Allen. She's a prop. Lily helped Mr. Al Fayed open Harrods Winter Sale today in London. Actually Lily looks pretty hot since she's knocked up and everything. She looks lovely as long as she keeps her yapper shut! Mr. Al Fayed however is dressed like a low-rent pimp. What the fuck is he wearing? Paisley?!