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Lindsay Lohan is in Capri, Italy this weekend for the Capri Film Festival. Lindsay is being honored for her contribution to cinema. I'm not making this up. No punch line needed. The joke tells itself. Vanessa Redgrave and Geoffrey Rush are previous recipients of this honor.

 

Paris needs to start sucking some dick on the board of the Capri Film Festival. She really has a major shot at being honored next year.  

 

Here's Lindsay shopping in Capri today.  

 

 

 

 

Milo Ventimiglia admitted that he's dating that midget bitch Hayden Panatroll. InTouch claims that at a Christmas party at the Water Grill in Los Angeles 30-year-old Milo toasted to his 18-year-old love. 

 

A witness said, "He called her his girlfriend and said that he loved her." The source claims they spent the whole night holding hands.

 

I refuse to believe this. Milo will never admit this, because then he will have to admit that he has a fetish for midgets. Hayden belongs with someone like Elijah Wood or Jermaine Duprio or one of the Keebler elves. Not Milo! 

 

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I was wondering what that stench was. I thought Clay Gayken farted up all that stores jizz. No, Parasite Hilton is back. The non-heiress spent her holiday in Hawaii and landed back in Los Angeles last night. She wasted no time and hit the club scene shortly after landing where TMZ said she picked up a new dude. The Swedish pizza boy is out again? I swear this chick has had more dick in her than a Castro glory hole.

 

Here's Paris being skanky last night. Somebody needs to tell her to stop buying her clothes in the children's section of Wal-Mart.

 

 

 

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