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Penn Badgley looks constipated, but is still really hot - Just Jared 

 

I mean...even Leelee Sobieski is at the beach! Yes, I'm jealous  - Egotastic!  

 

Nicki Sheridan slips a nip - Hollywood Tuna 

 

Orlando Bloom attacks the bitches - Popsugar  

 

Mischa Barton was really high - IDLYITW

 

Madonna's movie is going to the Berlin Film Festival - Huffington Post 

 

Ozzy Osbourne doesn't remember much - Hollywood Rag

 

Ashley Tisdale probably realized she really effed up her nose, so she's hiding it now - A Socialite's Life

 

Zach Braff is a bad kisser - Cityrag 

 

A Hello Kitty collection just for men? I'm in!! - Jezebel

 

 

 

 

I ask you this! Why the hell are Billy Ray Cyrus and his horsie-mouthed daughter famous? Billy Ray's fame should've stayed in the early 90s. I watched like 10-minutes of that Hannah Montana crap and it was so boring that I started to chew my toe nails. I would've done that anyway yes, but watching that sped up the process.

 

I mean that chick was in Page Six today, because she broke up with one of the Jonas Brothers. Her shit should stay in BOP! and Tiger Beat. What the hell? She's like 15 or some shit.  They'll be back together by Sunday. That's how teen break-ups work. I know every tween, fetus, baby and some creepy older men dig her ass, but I don't get it.

 

I feel so ancient blabbing about this. Ignore everything I just said.

 

Here's Miley and Billy Ray in NYC on Xmas Day.

 

 

 

 

 

Bossip has the RUMORED album cover for Nas' next album. It should've been called "ATTENTION WHORE" instead. If this is the real cover that Parental Advisory sticker is not necessary. I'm pretty sure this album will not be playing in the minivan during the morning carpool run before school. I wish.

 

I'm also upset with Nas, because he really should've played up the title. It's not nearly getting enough attention. He should've added blinking lights, glitter and perhaps a flying unicorn. That would've been stellar.

 

 

 

 

Everyone is at the damn beach. No wonder it's been a shitty ass news day. People are either at the beach or making sure they are in good medical condition for the drinking fest known as New Year's.  Simon Cowell is no exception. He's in Barbados with his girl, Teri Seymour. I can't stand Terri on "Extra" or whatever the hell show she's on and she looks like a cricket in a bikini.

 

Simon is also on vacay with that rich British bitch Philip Green. Yes his gut covers his dick, but I'd definitely get with that. He probably cums money! It would be like playing the slots in Las Vegas. If you fiddle with the stick enough, money will come pouring out.  

 

 

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