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Angelina Jolie has been named the best celebrity humanitarian person of 2007. Reuters conducted the survey on 606 people. They also named Bono, Desmond Tutu, Bill Gates, Mia Farrow, Don Cheadle, Brad Pitt and some other people worthy.

 

On the other side of the list, Madonna was named the worst celebrity humanitarian meaning she gives celebrity humanitarianism a bad name. Also joining Madge are Paris Hilton, Oprah, Bono and Bob Geldof. Bono made the best and worst? Paris should've been the worst. That bitch is a joke. I thought her ass was supposed to go to Rwanda! Lying whore. 

 

Angelina is a good person, blah...blah... Let's just get it over with and give her the worst for the best person who ever lived in the whole universe ever. You know she wants.

 

Here's Brangelina shopping at a children's store named Pippen Lane in New Orleans. Angelina really should be shopping at Talbots or wherever the hell she goes, because she needs new threads bad. They probably went to that children's store to buy Shiloh "make up" gifts for ignoring her all the time. Yeah right! She gets the hand-me-downs from Zahara!

 

 

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Miss France 2008, Valerie Begue, will get to keep her crown after sort of racy photos she had taken showed up in a gossip magazine. The photos feature Valerie in a bikini on a cross in a pool (WTF) and licking up evaporated milk. Was Tyra Banks and Jay Manuel involved in this photo shoot or something? 

 

The pageant rules state that the girls must "never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude."

22-year-old Valerie will get to keep her crown, but she won't be able to compete in Miss World or Miss Universe reports The Associated Press. The first-runner up will replace her in those pageants.  

 

Pageant girls are draaaaaama. From Tara Conner to that Nevada bitch to that pepper spray woman and now this girl?

 

It's like they do this shit on purpose, so they'll get a little more exposure. Bitch probably leaked those pictures herself! It's the Vanessa L. Williams syndrome.

 

 

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Tara Connor is planning to write a memoir on her experiences and life's lessons. Yeah, like how sucking Donald Trump's dick can get you almost anything. 22-year-old Tara completed 31 days in rehab after she stories about her partying ways ass Miss USA surfaced. Tara kept her crown and now she thinks she's some poster child for recovered addicts.  

 

She told Matt Lauer on "Today" that she's going to be brutally honest, because she's an "open book." 

 

Tara should skip the writing part and just publish all the pictures of her being a drunken, cokehead slut. Now that I would buy!  

 

VIA People