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Knocked up Jessica Alba has been wearing a diamond engagement ring lately. Perhaps Cash Warren has decided to make her an honest woman. You know she paid for it. If she didn't Cash probably out-douched Spencer Pratt and bought that shit at Spencer's Gifts.

 

You know for someone who's expecting a bundle of joy homegirl is extremely grouchy. I love it when she covers her face like all the time. She looks like such a tool!

 

UPDATE: Yes, bitch is engaged. Her rep told People , "I can confirm that they are engaged."  I'm thrilled to hear this....can you tell?

 

 

 

 

Bitch you're in St. Bart's not Hawaii! Get your dances straight. Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan are still living the life in St. Bart's. Must be nice.  The two oldies have been spotted sunbathing, jogging and shopping. Nicollette needs to look happier. She always has a look on her face like she's trying to queef one out. Queef it and then smile Nicollette!