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Unfortunately that one fan will be really upset to find out that he didn't just nab Michigan J. Frog's autograph. I hope his parents break the news to him gently. Like he has any idea who Tori Spelling is? Here's the new NutriSystem spokeswhore and her baby shopping at Crate & Barrell in Beverly Hills the other day. Tori's looking hot........in the body....completely covered.....in wool......and.....other...fibers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wino and her husband were busted in Norway back in October for drugs and now she has to drag her hive all the way there to appear in court this February. Some lawyer type in Bergen, Norway said, "The Gulating court (in Bergen) sent us a letter dated December 18, 2007, stating that ... this case cannot be tried in absentia."

 

The Wino reportedly claims she was tricked by Norweigan police into signing a confession. Those Norwegians are so tricky and they also have thick ones, but that conversation is for another day.

 

GREAT! Wino can barely cope now and she's like 10-seconds away from her Blaaaaaake. How the hell is she going to handle being in Norway? Breakdown in Norway! I can't wait.

 

 

 

 

.....I like him. He's sort of cute, but I tend to go for those greyhound dog faces. It's the animal lover in me. Although, somebody pleae tell me where that dude buys his clothes. I need to know just in case I want to be David SilverBeverly Hills 90210 from next year. Seriously those frocks were brought back from the late 80s.

 

Nicole however looks lovely. As long as she keeps her sunglasses on. When she takes them off she looks like a wet rat! Here's Nicole with that person who knocked her up buying wrapping paper to wrap the gifts she did not get me for Christmas. Rude!