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Wednesday, December 26th 2007
It Can't Get Any Gayer: Clay Aiken & Ice Skating Together
I was much too drunk to watch Clay Gayken gay it up for Holiday On Ice which aired yesterday. Brian Boitano introducing Clay Aiken singing "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve?" is homo enough, but adding ice skaters shoots the homo factor through the roof. The only way this could get any gayer is if....actually...it can't get any gayer!
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Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Morning Wood
Elle MacPherson forgot to cover thee legs - ICYDK
Naomi Campbell is the next Diane Sawyer - Mollygood
Orlando Bloom's house of black is making his neighbors angry - Towleroad
Chris Martin is not very polite - Holy Moly!
Brit Brit got escorted out of the Four Seasons by security guards - Celebitchy
Sharon Stone's face is turning on her - Celebrity Baby Scoop
Dougie the dog gets caught in the snow - SOW
Kid Rock visits the troops - I'm Not Obsessed
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Gummi Bear's Sexy Beachwear
I'm going to take a guess and say that Jason Davis' entire life is stuffed into that stunning canvas bag. It's probably filled with Arby's coupons, half-eaten Mars bars, a couple of laxatives and at least 3 of those super-stylish sarongs. Actually, those are probably tablecloths.
At least he's showing us some respect by covering up his man boobs. Now if he can respect us completely by swimming out into the ocean and joining his pod for good.
Image: Pacific Coast News
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Not Another Skank Hilton!
Paris Hilton's 16-year-old brother, Barron Hilton, is following in his sister's skank steps by already being a party whore and ending up in Page Six. Barron was reportedly holed up in a Bel Air hotel with 16-year-old Skye Peters, the daughter of movie producer Jon Peters. Police were apparently called, but nobody knows why.
A rep for Jon Peters said, "Jon has responded that he will be looking into the purported relationship, and why Christine is allowing their youngest daughter to spend nights out."
First of all, I'd be a major fuck-up too if my name was Barron. With a name like that you're already destined for a life of boozing, pill-popping and basically being the family black sheep.
Can we just cut off all the genitals of every Hilton, so we don't have to deal with anymore of them? They are out of control skanks!
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Send Her To The Hoosegow!
Brit Brit Spears is scheduled to be deposed by KFed's attorney next week in that ongoing custody crap. Brit didn't show up to her last depo, because she was "sick." It's also been reported that she's not shown up to almost half a dozen scheduled depos including two that were ordered by the court. Ok! Magazine reports that if she doesn't show up to this one she could face jail time.
A source said, "She could go to jail for contempt of court if she refuses to show. That would be extreme for a child custody hearing, but not outside the realm of possibility."
KFed's attorney has already complained to the court about Brit not showing up to her depos. KFed and Brit aren't due back in court until February and their final hearing is in April. End this madness already!
It's going to be an epic slow news day, so I say they should throw her in the clink today! Throw her in there, then release her so she can run screaming through the jail parking lot like a crazy person and then arrest her again.
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Following In Her Sister's Boob Steps
Jordan's 18-year-old sister, Sophia Price, has quit her job as a hairdresser in hopes of becoming a famous skank model like her sister. Sophia said she wants to be just like her sister by posing for Page 3 and Playboy.
She said, “I want to be as big as Jordan, but not in the boob department! I wouldn’t ever go massive like Kate – it would look ridiculous as I’m only a tiny 5ft 4in! I’d just like to go a bit bigger, maybe one size up to a C cup. I really like the bullet boob look at the moment. But I won’t be going topless just yet because it won’t leave me anywhere to go as a model – and that’s important to me."
It sounds to me like Sophia has inherited two things from her older sister: being a skank and talking about anything.
Sophia said that she's been limited to swimwear shoots, but now that she's 18 she can be more slutty. “I can be so much more daring now I’m 18. It felt great being able to pose in such sexy lingerie at last. Kate’s going to love the pictures, especially this one of me in the knee-high boots.”
Jordan is famous, because she has or had huge, fake chi-chis. Sophia needs to get with the program get the hell out of the game.
I sort of love Sophia though. When I grow up I want to be a whore! Such a lovely thing to look up to.
Source: The Sun
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
Posh Does The Dressing
David Beckham has admitted that his wife is his stylist and chooses all of his clothes. No wonder he sometimes looks like he's two Streisand CDs away from having a dick in his mouth.
Davey said, "Without a doubt Victoria has a huge part in the way I look these days. I think most couples agree you have to listen to your partner and you have confidence in your partner to tell you whether you look good or whether you don't and to help you out with your fashion and dress sense. In America I am just in shorts, tee shirts and flip flops - although if Victoria is listening, she'll probably turn round and say the truth, that I actually get my outfit ready the night before."
"I'm very organised and controlled and need to go to bed at night knowing what I'm going to wear the next morning."
More like he just rolls out of bed and Posh has his entire outfit planned out. If he disagrees she probably tightens the noose on his nuts.
Becks also told Radio 2 that he loves being a gay icon and that he was extra gay as a child.
"I'm very honoured to have the tag of gay icon. I always liked to look good, even when I was a little kid. I was given the option when I was a page boy once of either wearing a suit or wearing knickerbockers and long socks and ballet shoes - and I chose the ballet shoes and knickerbockers."
Gay icon? More like straight-up gay! Becks is a doll and seems secure in his manhood. Well, he's probably not that secure but Posh told him to be...so he is.
Source: Daily Mail
Wednesday, December 26th 2007
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Chris Daughtry (28)
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Lars Ulrich (44)
David Sedaris (51)
John Walsh (62)
Phil Spector (68)
Richard Widmark (93)
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