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Star Magazine claims Casey Aldridge is not the daddy of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears' baby! Sources claim the daddy is an older executive on her TV show "Zoey 101." JL is only saying Casey is the father, because she doesn't want the real daddy to face statutory rape charges.

 

A source told Star, “Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her."

 

Family sources say the older man is taking advantage of young JL. They also claim JL and Casey are over and they dated on-and-off for the past couple of years. JL was apparently trying to date KFed's brother. Keeping the trash in the family!

 

Casey is also a serial cheater who had another pregnancy scare with another chick.

 

“This past spring, he was forced to tell Jamie Lynn that he’d cheated on her and gotten that girl pregnant.” Casey was also dating another chick while dating Jamie Lynn claims the other girl's brother.

 

I'd normally call bullshit on a story like this, but we are talking about the Spears girls. Nothing surprises me with this family. I actually was surprised that Jamie Lynn didn't claim she's still a virgin carrying the second Jesus!

 

So far the suspects for JL's baby daddy are Lil' Romeo, Casey Aldridge and now some mysterious older man. This will be the best Maury episode EVER!

 

Source - Image: Popbytes

 

 

 

 

Naked Victoria's Secret Models: I miss Tyra's fat ass - Egotastic!  

 

LESBO ALERT! Cox and Aniston spend Xmas eve together - Popsugar

 

Rihanna has a booty slip...caught on video! - Hollywood Tuna 

Henry Klum gives the best faces - Just Jared 

 

Nicky Hilton has a dumpy ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 

 

Nast: The tAtu chick is naked and pregnant in Maxim - Hollywood Rag 

 

Why doesn't Gen X get any sex? - Jezebel  

 

Chastity Bono is Superbad - Cityrag

 

Leo DiCaprio is still boinking Bar Refaeli - The Bastardly 

 

Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag have a dance-off - A Socialite's Life

 

 

 

Madonna is reportedly putting together a plan to take down Elvis' record as the most No. 1 singles in the UK. You know, because she's British and wants to make her homeland proud. Madonna plans to re-release all her major singles as downloads next year for her 50th (cough, cough) Birthday. 

 

She will also celebrate by having a huge concert in NYC. Great! Yet another reason for her to charge $500 for a ticket.  

 

This is bound to piss off Warner Bros., because they want to make the most of her back catalog before she leaves them. Madonna recently signed a deal with Live Nation for a shit load of cash.

 

Madonna's going to have to release her old singles if she wants a No. 1. Her new caca sucks nuts. Elvis needs to speak to his estate from the dead and have them release all his singles. Yes Elvis is dead despire what The Globe says. Sorry to break it to you like this during the holiday and all.

 

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The L.A. City Attorney has until Friday to file vehicular manslaughter charges against Brandy for a fatal car accident she was involved in. TMZ reports that they haven't filed yet, because they have to prove Brandy was negligent and that could be impossible. CHP sources say that the woman who died, Awatef Aboudihaj, actually struck a car in front of her before Brandy even touched her car. Brandy was going 65mph and the sudden stop by Awatef may have caused Brandy to crash into her. Awatef Aboudihaj also had small traces of marijuana in her system at the time of the crash. 

 

Brandy is being sued by the family and husband of Awatef. 

 

Confusing! This is why I always stay like 10 miles behind the car in front of me. People always make fun of my ass for doing this, but you never know when some person is going to slam their damn brakes for whatever reason.

 

That being said, Brandy needs wig help BAD!

 

 

 

Amelle Berrabah is a member of the UK girl group, Sugababes, and her boyfriend spent his Christmas eve in a pool of his own blood. Freddie Fuller was attacked on the street with a machete! His left arm was hanging by a thread. What a lovely Christmas picture. He was attacked after leaving a bar with Amelle.

 

Apparently, he had a fight with his attacker on the corner. Where the hell did the machete come from? I mean I know I carry one around with me wherever I go, but I didn't know other people did. Sources say that Freddie and his attacker may have some sort of history. They think the attack had something to do with an incident Freddie was involved in last year. Revenge!

 

You think? Strangers just don't go around hacking people's arms off with a machete. 

 

Freddie underwent a 6-hour operation to save his arm.

 

This is the same dude that was arrested earlier this year for attempting to rape Amelle's sister! Amelle broke up with him after the allegations, but then she took him back. Amelle was arrested in April for beating down a chick in a club.

 

Source: The Sun

 

 

 

 

Tony Parker is suing x17 for the story they published about a woman named Alexandra Paressant who claims to have had an affair with Tony. Tony claims he's never met the ho. It seems that he's not alone. Nobody's met the her ass! The Huffington Post's Dana Kennedy decided to track down this Alexandra bitch to get to the bottom of things. It seems that the pictures x17 used and all the pictures being used for Alexandra are of similiar looking models and not Alexandra herself. A lot of the pictures being used are actually of the German model Hana Nitsche (above) from "Germany's Top Model."

 

Alexandra has made false claims before. A while ago she made up an affair with Brazilian soccer star, Ronaldinho. He sued her for making up stories about how they had an affair.

 

The Huffington Post spoke to a friend of Alexandra who basically said she's crazy. "She never thought she was pretty enough. She was troubled. It was like she felt she didn't really exist. She's not ugly but she's average. She's definitely not model material."

 

Dana Kennedy also spoke to this Alexandra person herself who refused to meet in person. Alexandra denied that she was a fraud and kept her story straight. Bitch is nuts.

 

Hana Nitsche claims she was tricked by Alexandra into filming these videos and pictures that x17 used. She said, “A couple of days ago, she called me again. [She said] I should send her a video. It was meant to be a casting video. She gave me the text. She claimed it was about a love movie. I should recite the given sentences. Of course I didn’t know which Tony it referred to.”

 

Quick get Lifetime on the phone! A Sunday night movie must be made out this mess! I'm thinking Shannen Doherty and Alyssa Milano! Charo can play Eva LongWHORIA since they practically look the same age. 

 

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Thieves reportedly broke into Posh Spice's dressing room and robbed her no-ass of valuable clothes and shoes. The robbery took place during a Spice Girls concert in Cologne, Germany. The robbers took several high-priced outfits including 2 pairs of shoes worth $11,500 each. They also took a custom robe made for her by Roberto Cavalli that had "Mrs. Beckham" on the front and "Posh" on the back. Please, she can get a new one of those from Land's End. They do custom engraving!

 

A source said, "All the other girls' dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria's possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage."

 

If you have shoes worth $11,500 laying out and about you deserve to get robbed. I'm suspecting sabotage! They should check Posh's room for "ginge pubes."

 

 

 

 

 

Who the hell does she think she is dressing to the beach like that? Bianca Dupree from "Beverly Hills Teens?" She fucking wishes. She's so trying to be like Zsa Zsa Gabor. That poor little girl needs make a run for it before she's attacked by toxic crabs. Hey...that's a perfect horror movie. The Attack of Paris Hilton's Toxic Crabs!

 

Above is Paris spending her Christmas Day in Hawaii. Stupid skank doesn't deserve it.

 

Image: Pacific Coast News