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Dude, are Lindsay Lohan and Ali Lohan auditioning for "A Chorus Line" or some shit? Crap you buy at Capezio should not be worn in every day life. Linds and Ali were matching spandex twins while eating at Pastis in NYC today. Linds is looking like a hot 45-year-old blind hooker being led by her daughter.

 

I'm not even going to discuss Ali's issues with those spandex pants. Not right. 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh Shiloh! Why they no love you? Life & Style has a hilarious cover this week calling Shiloh the "outcast." They say that on a recent family bike ride in New Orleans Shiloh was not around. It's true that she wasn't around during one ride, but she was out the next day with them . Life & Style also quotes an old ass interview Angie did where she said, "Shiloh looks like Brad. She’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s so blond and blue-eyed. I think I felt so much more for Mad, Zee and Pax because they were survivors and Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.” Yeah, that quote is hella old.

 

I just love the cover though. I can see Shiloh saying "Why you no take me on bike riding day Angie?" 

 

 

Image: INFDaily.com

 

 

 

 

Martha Stewart showed off a nativity scene she made in prison on her show yesterday. Martha made the baby Jesus, Joseph, Mary, three camels and others she sculpted at a pottery class while she was in the slammer.

 

She said, "Even though every inmate was only allowed to do one a month, and I was only there for five months, I begged because I said I was an expert potter — ceramicist actually — and could I please make the entire nativity scene." Begged my ass! She probably said, "I'm Martha Stewart and this is what I want" and they said OK.

 

Making crafts in the clink? Prison is fun!  

 

Everything was fired and glazed at the prison. The palm trees were imported from Germany. 

 

I'm sure the other inmates were pretty wowed by her skills and asked her to make them a couple of dildos. Hey, a ceramic dildo is better than nothing!  

 

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Josh Duhamel and Fuggie Fug are engaged! Congrats to Joshey and his meth-face-pee-peeing fiancee! Josh's rep confirmed to TMZ that he popped the question to her recently, but would not give anymore details. I'm sure she just about peed in her pants. Literally.

 

The above picture of Josh and Fuggie is a little old, but it showed her face in its true meth-face-alien glory. I want Josh to know what he's going to look at for the next...well....I give it 2 more years. Max.

 

 

 

 

 

.....the hell?! All these fat, greasy whores get to be in Hawaii, but we don't. Something is seriously screwed up in this world. I thought Brandon Davis was broke as a joke! Maybe he's there as Paris Hilton's official genital wart popper.  

 

Okay, isn't he just a bit attractive? I mean...just a bit? You'd probably let him finger bang you. No lube required!

 

For someone who looks so damn dirty, he sure does have perfectly coiffed eyebrows!