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Monday, December 24th 2007

Merry Christmas And All That!


Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and Happy Birfday Jesus to all you skanks out there! Hopefully you will spend this beautiful holiday the way I like to spend it....drunk! Shit that's the best way to spend every single day! I hope you get everything you deserve. You know that means Britney? No, not a splosh sex party with gallons of frapp! A ticket to the looney bin!

Anyway, I leave you with this beautiful and poignant moment from the "He-Ra and She-Ra Christmas Special" where Skeletor feels the warm feelings of the holiday and doesn't like it. I know how he feels. This clip is best served with a tab of acid.

Peace, love and BOOZE!

xoxoxMichael K

P.S. - Happy Chinese food eating and movie watching day to all the hos out there that don't celebrate Xmas!

Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Twisted Words?

 
Will Smith had an interview with a Scottish newspaper where he talked about Hitler. Not a good move. Will said that Hitler "didn't wake up going, 'Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.' ... I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was 'good.'"
 
Okay, I know what he's saying. He's basically saying that Hitler did the things he did, because he was a crazy fuck and not because he wanted to do bad things. Will didn't put it the right way. Well, it's being twisted around to make it sound like Will is saying Hitler was a good person.
 
The Jewish Defense League is pissed! They issued this statement to TMZ : "Will's words spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought (and sometimes died) to save the world from the intentions of Adolf Hitler."
 
Will's rep later issued this statement to TMZ: "It is an awful and disgusting lie. It speaks to the dangerous power of an ignorant person with a pen. I am incensed and infuriated to have to respond to such ludicrous misinterpretation."
 
This is why most actors should not discuss important topics. They should stick to what they know best. Sit there and look pretty and talk about the movie. Talk about how much you love your wife even though you really wish she had a 10-inch dick. Actually, Jada probably does.
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Chris Stokes Claims Raz B Is Lying

 
B2K's former manager, Chris Stokes (above left with Raz B), issued a statement regarding the accusations made by Raz B that Chris molested and raped members of B2K and other boy groups he managed. Raz claims Chris made them participate in orgies since the age of 11. Click here to see the videos from an earlier post
 
Chris issued this statement:
 
“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit.  I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this.  My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them.  In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children."

"It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills."

 
Drama. What do you say? Why would Raz B just make that shit up? I don't know many straight dudes that would admit to getting raped in the ass unless it was true. Besides on the YouTube Raz talks to Chris over speakerphone and Chris tells him "I don't do that anymore." That he's changed....Hmmm...
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Jessica Simpson Is A Box-Office Superstar

 
Jessica Simpson's theatrical blockbuster "Blonde Ambition" managed to make around $1,200 this past weekend. Her movie opened on just 8 screens in Texas. That's about 50 clams a day for each screen which means 6 people showed up to each showing. In total around 150 actually showed total.
 
Unfortunately, it looks like Jessica Simpson didn't beat the record of the lowest-grossing film in history. Last year a movie called "Zyzzx Road" starring Katherine Heigl opened on one screen in Dallas. It made $30 total for one full weekend, but the bulk of its money came from its opening night which grossed the movie $20.
 
Ugh, Jessica can't even win the title of the lowest-gross film in history!
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Remember Fe?

 
Felicia Culotta aka Fe was Britney's assistant back in the day when Brit kept her crazy on the down low. I guess Fe was a friend of the family or something. She worked for Brit for 10 years. She quit this past February and now works as a personal assistant to the Jonas Brothers.
 
Gatecrasher caught up with Fe and asked her about Britney, "It's just so sad to see Britney now. She has turned away from everyone that wants to help her and love her. I hope she reaches out to her family for help soon."
 
Fe also brought over Brit's former bodyguard, Big Rob, to work for the Jonas Brothers. Fe continued, "Working with the Jonas Brothers is a totally positive experience. They are wonderful, and I feel so lucky to be with such sweet people. It is a completely different experience from my time with Britney near the end.
 
Fe, I need a tell-all right now!  
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

My New Dreamboat Talks Booze, Looks, Wino And Spice Girls

  
Since Pete Doherty is all sobered up and boring, I've set my sights on a new dreamboat. Shane MacGowan of The Pogues laid down with The Mirror to discuss everything from his boozing ways to the Spice Girls.
 
On partying:
 
"I party my way through life, it's what I like to do. I'm even partying right now, only I'm doing it on my back. Booze is definitely good for your voice - it greases the whistle."
 
On booze:
 
"I was actually four when I started drinking, I just remember that Ribena turned into stout and I developed an immediate love for it. There have been times when I was doing loads of acid when I didn't drink so much, but I don't like not having a drink around."
 
On not having any teeth:
 
"I am going to get my teeth done - emergency dentures to stop my face falling apart. It's not painful but your bone structure is kept in by your teeth, so I might get some dentures in and leave it at that, or get them done gradually."
 
On Amy Winehouse and computers:
 
"I don't have a mobile phone, I don't have a computer or an iPod - I don't have any of that crap. I think it's much better to be like Amy Winehouse than to be aged 24 and stuck in front of a computer all day. If you are stuck in front of a computer you aren't actually living, you're living by proxy."
 
On the Spice Girls:
 
"That's what you get for having free speech. I wish 'em luck. Posh Spice is the one that's got it together the best - she's rich, in the news all the time and looks good."
 
I'm going to forgive Shane about that computer quote. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's probably drunk on battery acid or something. Shane looks good for being 50. Christmas Day is his Barfday! Perfect. Not a day over 200! He is a hot piece of meth meat and I'd definitely let him gum my salad any day!
 
Shane for President of the World! 
 
Thanks Jo-Schmo
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Mask Of Death

 
Fans came out to the Cowboys VS. Panthers game Saturday night wearing Jessica Simpsons masks and some even wore blonde wigs. Despite all the teasing, Tony Romo and the Cowboys managed to win. Tony was asked about the RuinRomo.com website and about fans wearing Jess masks. He joked about it, but said Jessica would probably be hurt.
 
"I think it probably hurt her cause no one wants to hear something negative about themselves but for me I don't put much stock(into the gossip)."
 
Jessica was not seen on camera, but apparently attended Saturday night's game. Egotistical whore probably wanted to see thousands of herself in the stands.
 
That boy with the mask scares me. I think he loves that mask a little too much. 
 
Source: UsWeekly
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


Monday, December 24th 2007

Keanu Reeves Is Wise And Insightful

 
Keanu Reeves is still alive and not looking completely homeless. Although he is looking like a shoe salesman who ended up at the liquor store instead of buying milk for his wife like he was supposed to. Anyway, Keanu Reeves was spotted outside of Fred Segal yesterday giving advice to some chick. She asked him about how she can make it in the film industry as an actress.
 
Yeah, because Keanu is such a gifted actor. I know how he made it in the industry. Taking it from David Geffen! I got some advice for this chick. Lose the boots. Burn them. Also, get some plastic surgery to fix that fug face. HEY! It's the truth and most of the time the truth hurts! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Posted by: Michael K


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