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Jason Alexander (not the one from Seinfeld) was married to Britney Spears for 55 hours, but he thinks knocking up Jamie Lynn was the best thing

 

Casey Aldridge could've done for himself. He told PageSix.com that now he has more "leeway."

 

He said, "First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn't tell him what to do like they did me. He's got a little more leeway — more rope to pull with. All I had was a signed marriage license." Jason still lives in Kentwood, LA and said that the "Spears publicity machine" probably has Casey on lockdown.

 

 

Casey who works in Baton Rouge laying pipes (I'm sure he does) has kept quiet about the whole thing.

 

No, the Spears family is straight up trash. They don't enough advisers and that's the problem!

 

With all that being said, Jason A is kinda hot? I bet he has a burrito dick with extra dick butter though and that's not hot.

 

 

I guess there really is someone out there for everyone. Katherine Heigl actually found someone to marry her annoying ass. Katherine married Josh Kelley in Park City, Utah today. Her Grey's Anatomy co-stars, T.R. Knight, Sandra Oh and Kate Walsh attended. Isaiah Washington officated the wedding. No, not really, but I wish. Katherine wore a gorgeous paper bag over head instead of the traditional veil. Ok, not really, but again I wish this was true. 

 

Katherine recently said this about marriage, "It's a crapshoot. The odds are really bad, especially in this town. But I have a lot of faith in Josh, and I wanted to have that one day when I stand in front of my friends and my family and honor him and how important he is in my life."

Blah..blah...he'll dump your ass by this time next year. I know, I'm so bitter. Good luck to Josh! He's gonna need it.

 

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Some jailed morons have reportedly threatened to kidnap The Wino. Wino's jailed husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, told her that a bunch of gangsters want $200,000 or they will take The Wino! A source said that Blake was ordered to transfer the money to a secret bank account.

 

Amy was arrested last Tuesday on suspicion for perverting justice in connection with Blake's case. Amy is due in court in March. 

 

Secret bank account? Methinks Blake is trying to snow The Wino!

 

Who the hell would want to kidnap her. She'd be the worst kidnapping victim since Barbara Stone in "Ruthless People." She'd whine all the time and scream "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" 24-hours a day in between her ice pop breaks. 

 

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Why is she HS of the Week? She is the next big thing. Trust me. Phoebe Price better watch it. Tabitha is coming.

 

 

 

That is obviously not Beyonce's body. For a quick minute I thought I was looking at a darker LaToya Jackson. Beyonce, why do you let your daddy and mama do this to you? That background looks like it was taken from one of those "Western Theme Photo Shoots" they do at amusement parks. 

 

 

 

Source: NOTW