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Sorry Jess, Nobody Cares About You

Jessica Simpson's movie "Blonde Ambition" opened on 8 screens in Texas this weekend before hitting DVD shelves next month. The movie had a triumphant opening this Friday. 48 people paid to see this crap bringing in a total of $384. If each ticket costs $8, that means 6 people went to see this movie at each screen. BOMB.

/film predicts the movie will bring in $1,190 for the entire weekend.

If you ask me this is a success! It would be a success if even 1 person paid to see this. Shit, even 1 person with a comp ticket. I bet you out of those 48, 3 made it to the end and they were probably Simpsons.

Posted by: Michael K

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Jessica Simpson

They Still Should've Lip-Synched

The Spice Girls performed on the finale of the U.K.'s "Strictly Come Dancing" and I must say it didn't tear out my ear drums completely. They sang "2 Become 1" and they sang it live. Surprisingly enough, Posh's singing didn't have me running for the ear bleach. Bitch can't sing by no means and she should really just stand there and look pretty. She sort of sounds she's singing through the ass of a cow.

Click here if you can't see the video

Thanks Carly

Posted by: Michael K

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Melanie B • Posh & Becks

True Love Always Prevails

Pamela Anderson and her on-and-off-again husband, Rick Salomon, left Village in West Hollywood at 5:30am. This was two hours after the joint closed. Don't they look like two fresh daisies after a Spring shower?

Pammy looks like she just got a train ran up on her by a couple of football teams and Rick looks like he snorted a dozen lines of the Columbian good stuff. They make such a beautiful couple.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Pamela Anderson