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Wednesday, December 19th 2007

DUH: Lynne's Parenting Book On Hold

Lynne Spears' book on parenting has been "put on hold" indefinitely. The Christian publishing house that was supposed to put the book out this Spring told People Magazine, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled. We are standing behind Lynn at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that."

Why postpone it? Just retool it a little bit. All it needs is a title change. Lynne should just write it as normal, but instead of using the title "Lynne Spears' Book On Parenting," they should name it "How NOT To Raise A Child" by Lynne Spears. See how easy that was!

PageSix.com reports that Lynne and Jamie Lynn were in NYC on Monday catching the film "Juno" about teen pregnancy. See, JL is already a great parent. She's doing research!

Posted by: Michael K

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I'm Sure It's Her Last Drag....

22-year-old Lily Allen has confirmed she's with child. Lily is knocked up with boyfriend Ed Simon of The Chemical Brother's baby. Her spokeswhore said, “I am pleased to confirm that Lily and Ed are expecting their first baby. The health of Lily and her child is their paramount concern. As the pregnancy is at such an early stage the couple will be making no further comment, but they are obviously thrilled by the news."

Lily was photographed smoking two weeks ago, but her rep said Lily didn't know at the time. Lily and Ed have only been dating 3 months, but will move in together.

Hey, some people leave a toothbrush at the dude's house after dating him for 3 months. Lily's leaving a baby. They are just doing the relationship of fast forward.

There must be something in the air. Everyone's getting knocked up. You guys better cover your mouths, because you don't want to get knocked up too. Maybe KFed farted and it's in the air.

Image: Big Pictures

Posted by: Michael K

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Knocked Up • Lily Allen

Britney Is In The Dark

The entire universe knows that Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up, but it looks like no one on the planet Britney lives on told her. Brit Brit went shopping last night and the paps asked her about her sister being pregnant and she responded with, "My sister's not pregnant. Whatever!"

What she should've said is "I'm really high right now and can't deal with that kind of information, so can we just talk about this later?"

It's going to be amazing if she can keep us this act the entire length of her sister's pregnancy.