Archives
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Heidi's Fake Engagement To Spencer Is Off
Heidi Montag graces the cover of this week's UsWeekly proclaiming that her engagement to Spencer Pratt is off. Heidi says they are still a couple, but won't be getting married anytime soon. And what did she do with that kitchen sink ring Spencer bought her at ICE?
"I turned it into a pendant," she says. "It wasn't my dream ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it."
I personally thought it was the perfect ring. A fake ring to go with her fake nose and tits.
Spencer said he's sorry, but is dealing with hit. "I need to accept that Heidi wants her princess wedding and that she is the boss."
No sweetie, MTV is boss. They call the shots.
ShareThis
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
And The Fake Bi-Chick Goes To....
Oh Dani! Come into my loving arms and I'll comfort you. Comfort you until I accidentally touch your girl thingy and then I'll have to let you go. So....last night was the season finale for "A Shot At Love" and just as I suspected Tila Tequila chose the cock. Fake bi-chicks will always choose dick before snatch. After choosing Bobby, Tila chased after Dani only to say goodbye. What a bitch!
Dani is better off. Now MTV can give her a reality show and that I can compete in. It should be called "Pretend To Be A Lesbian For Dani."
Apparently, Tila is still with Bobby and they are in love and crap. Yeah, I give it until next Tuesday.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Brit's Supposed To Be The Only Fuck-Up In The Family
Jamie Lynn Spears is supposed to be the classy and elegant Spears, but getting knocked up has apparently ruined her mother's hopes of having a perfect showbiz daughter. Sources tell MSNBC's The Scoop that Lynne is freaking out.
The source said, “Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out. Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn.”
“And, what’s worse for the Spears’ is Britney doesn’t want to be a part of that Spears gravy train any more. That’s part of why Britney is freaking right now. With Jamie Lynn to focus on, she was now the family’s focus and in the end, the one they could profit from.”
That's right Britney. How are you going to top this one? She better go out and light her vagina on fire or something.
Lynne was apparently worried about Jamie Lynn's relationship with the father, Casey Aldridge, and that it was moving to fast. Jamie began dating Casey when she was just 13 and he was 16.
The source also said that Jamie Lynn is probably not going back to her show "Zoey 101" when filming is supposed to begin next month. DUH! How are they going to explain that one? "Oh, Zoey developed a thyroid condition and got really fat."
Image: Wenn
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Pretty (Ugly) Woman
Ok! Magazine claims Jessica Simpson and Papa Joe want to do a remake of "Pretty Woman" with Jessica in the Julia Roberts role.
A source said, “She thinks this one’s got 'hit' written all over it. Her father [and manager] Joe has been telling anyone who will listen that she’s the next Julia.”
Yeah, like this is going to happen. Jessica has such a thrilling resume of hits that studios are just throwing her any project she wants. I want a golden goose to fall out of my ass, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen Jessica. Actually, a golden goose falling out of my ass is much more likely to happen then Jess doing a remake of Pretty Woman.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Not The Bump I Want To See
Jessica Alba showed off a minor baby bump yesterday. Who cares about that slag. All she does is cover up her face anyway. What a grouch! It's the hormones. She's probably pissed, because Jamie Lynn is stealing her thunder. There's room for more than one secret pregnancy Alba.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Jessica Alba
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Jessica Alba
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Jessica Alba
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
He Probably Looked At Himself In The Mirror
David Gest was rushed to the hospital early this morning in London after complaining of chest pains and breathing issues. David was treated and admitted into the hospital. He probably finally to a good look in the mirror at himself. That would cause anybody to have a heart attack.
A spokeswhore said, "David is stable and receiving the best medical attention. We are awaiting a further update from doctors."
Just days ago David's ex-wife, Liza Minnelli, collapsed in Sweden. A day after that David made fun of her by dressing in as her in drag for some shit hole theater production. That's right. Liza probably did vodoo on his ass.
Wednesday, December 19th 2007
Unholy Night
Michael Lohan played Joseph in a Nativity scene last night in Times Square. Michael spent most of the night cradling a plastic doll aka Baby Jesus and talking to reporters.
One bystander told Page Six , "Hopefully, that Baby Jesus turns out a little better than Lindsay."
I like the idea, but Michael should've stepped it up. He should've gotten White Oprah as Mary and Lindsay as the Baby Jesus.
Those sheep are pretty freaky and I'm praying they come to life by the grace of God and gnaw the hell out of Papa Lohan.
32 sec ago
39 sec ago
2 min 10 sec ago
2 min 27 sec ago
2 min 30 sec ago
3 min ago
3 min 38 sec ago
4 min 4 sec ago
5 min 15 sec ago
6 min 2 sec ago